The Legendary Housewives of New York City Season One stars Ari Beckham, Jean Burruss, Nia Cosby, Tre Giudice, Aaliyah Long, and Janay Price, whilst Jen Aydin and Kuren Sharapova serve as 'friends of the housewives.'
TAGLINES Janay - "Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, martinis are." Jean - "I ain't never skipped a bag or a beatdown." Aaliyah - "Don't hate me because I have it all, hate me because I'm beautiful. Ari - "I've walked with the best, so I can handle your worst." Nia - "Going against Nia, it’s gonna cost you.” Tre - "Life in New York is a game, and this Queen makes the rules."
Dinner (Day One)
[Ladies arrive in their outfits]
Jean: Yes niece! [snaps fingers]
Ari: Loving that color Jean.
Jean: Thank you, girl, you look amazing.
Tre: All of you ladies look wonderful.
Aaliyah: The fashion queens are showing out tonight.
Janay: I hope drinks stay on the table tonight.
[Nia arrives]
Janay: [looks at Nia] Chile.
Ari: That dress fits nicely Nia.
Jean Burruss Confessional: Come on. Mrs. Puff.
Ari: It’s been eventful. What happened to ToTo? I mean Jen.
Aaliyah: Hopefully sucking dick on the plane.
Tre: Janay there is something I need to bring to your attention.
Janay: Yes?
Tre: Janay, I heard a rumor from my assistant and she heard it from Aaliyah's assistant.
Janay: Just tell me what this “RUMOR” Is?
Tre: The rumor is that you and Aaliyah are having an affair.
Janay: Affair?
Tre: I wanted to bring it to your attention so you could get in front of it.
Ari Beckham Confessional: World Stop!
Janay: Me and Aaliyah go back to ATL. And we have never crossed the line. Plus I am in a committed relationship. So your assistant, who I still think is that bitch [points to Kuren] needs to get it together.
Janay Price Confessional: Tre is full of shit.
Aaliyah: Child this is funny.
Janay: But I’m flattered that my name is running in y’all’s head. Tre, why wouldn’t you pull me to the side? I don’t know half of these women.
Tre: Janay we are all friends here.
Aaliyah: Are we!!!????
Tre: Well not you Aaliyah.
Janay: I’m not friends with a specific messy bitch here. So I don’t like anything with my name being near that bitch’s ears.
Tre: Aaliyah, the only reason you are among this group of women is that you were sucking and licking your way here.
Aaliyah: This is the issue. You think I have to use my looks! If anyone said that about one of your daughters, it would be an issue!!
Tre: Now why would you even try to bring up my daughters? Keep it cute Aaliyah.
Aaliyah: You need to mind your business and stop worrying about my pussy. You keep it cute white trash!
Tre: Wow White Trash!
Ari Beckham Confessional: There’s a lot of Coochie Patrolling going on. I’m just saying.
Janay Price Confessional: I see that bitch
Janay: Tre, you couldn’t keep your man so maybe you need to take notes then bitch. Meanwhile, he’s licking and sucking someone that’s not you.
Kuren: See how she’s throwing Louie cheating on you in your face Tre? I told you that’s not your friend!
Tre: I’m seeing that now Kuren and I were just trying to help her.
Janay: Are you going to tell Tre that you were one of the mistresses? Since you’re such a loyal friend. The streets aren’t only talking about me, loves.
Janay: Clean up your mess first bitch.
Kuren: I see we are pulling lies out of our loose assholes because I don’t want Louie. He’s not my type, doll.
Janay: He might not have been your cup of tea, but he was definitely your piece of dick.
Tre: The only reason any of you bitches are at this table is because of me! Don’t forget that!
Aaliyah: The only reason Kuren is here is because she is eating your pussy.
Kuren: Kuren is here because Kuren is that girl!
Tre: Yes my husband left me and he left me for trash like you, Aaliyah. You know you’re the home-wrecking type.
Aaliyah: Ari do you see this? Now Tre is saying I’m with her husband.
Ari: I see it Li-Li.
Aaliyah: Tre, fuck you for that.
Tre: You were one of the hoes he was seeing in ATL before you came to New York.
Ari Beckham Confessional: Right now, I feel like poor Miss Celie at Juke Joint on the Color Purple.
Aaliyah: Let me get up before I kill that bitch.
Tre: You just were looking for your way to be in this group and you slept with Louie to get here. CONGRATULATIONS YOU MADE IT!!
[Aaliyah stands up and throws a glass on the pavement]
Ari: LADIES! Is all of this really necessary?
Tre: It’s very necessary.
Jean: Why are we breaking glasses?
[Aaliyah gets up]
Tre Giudice Confessional: I'm giving Aaliyah what she wants. This is what she was looking for. Welcome slut!
Nia Cosby Confessional: Chile l'm drunk as f*ck and don't know what these bitches even talking about... Kuren yelled with spit flying all out her nasty ass mouth, Aaliyah got a fork hiding under the table like I don’t see that shit, and me and Ari just making our coded eye contact while wondering what Tre shaking her leg for.
Ari: Tre, why do you keep slutshaming her?
Tre: Slut shaming!? She fucked my husband Ari.
Ari: I don’t believe that for one second.
Tre: Well she did. Believe it or not. Anyway, goodnight!
Aaliyah: [crying] Like she really said I was sleeping with her husband. I would never do that!!
Jean: Aaliyah calm down!
Ari Beckham Confessional: They are both my friends, but I know Aaliyah she wouldn’t do that. She ain’t no wholesome girl, but she is no Jezebel.
Nia: Wow. [whispers to Ari] And these bitches had the nerve to make a rumor about me sleeping around.
Jean: Excuse you. Nia, did I hear that correctly? You’re upset that the girls are talking about you spreading your raggedy cooch around the village?
Nia: Yes bitch. Because it was a LIE!
Jean Burruss Confessional: Normally I wouldn’t be up in Nia’s business, but since she won’t apologize for trying to mess with mine. I show no sympathy.
Janay: Kuren, you and Tre are raggedy as fuck. I’m going to make your life hell bitch.
[Scene ends as Ari checks on Aaliyah]
Horseback Riding
[Nia, Ari, Janay, and Aaliyah]
Aaliyah: I love this wig on you Ari.
Ari: Thank you love.
Janay Price Confessional: Today, I’m really not in the mood. After last night, I have a lot on my mind.
Aaliyah Long Confessional: A day with my girls is just what I needed after all that drama!
Aaliyah: This is a great change of environment after all that bull shit from last night.
Ari: Oh Hey Nia.
Nia: Hey bitch!
[The Instructor shows each lady to their horse]
Ari: My horse is lovely.
Janay Price Confessional: I’m from Atlanta, we don’t ride horses down here.
Nia Cosby Confessional: This bitch knows she ain’t right! Everybody's horse looks calm and cute and mine sitting here sobbing and shit like she going to pass out? What the f*ck!?
[Aaliyah gets on her horse and starts screaming as it takes off]
[Janay and Ari looks Aaliyah]
Aaliyah: [screaming] HELP!!
Aaliyah Long Confessional: My horse was on one. Oh my god!
Janay: These horses are wild as hell.
Instructor: You ladies can take a break.
Nia: Janay bitch! You did that shit with that horse on purpose!!! You will be dealt with!!
[The ladies get off the horses and get on the jeep]
[The Food arrives]
Aaliyah: Yes for [makes a sandwich]
Ari: So Aaliyah how are you feeling?
Aaliyah: I mean I’m still upset because she sat there and lied on me.
Janay: I take issue with that too. Who is this person that Tre talked to?
Aaliyah: I don’t know Janay.
Ari: I don’t like the way they have been coming at you.
Ari Beckham Confessional: Things are very tense with Tre and LI-Li and I love them both. But of course, I’m going to ride for Aaliyah.
Ari: It’s downright nasty very high school.
Janay: I have no problem with Tre, and as I kept thinking. Why would she come for me for no reason?
Aaliyah: Why would I make a story that we are sleeping together?
Janay: Someone has been mentioning my name around here and I’m going figure it out and it’s not going to be pretty.
Aaliyah: It’s clearly Jen.
Janay Price Confessional: All of these ladies are on notice until I figure out who is spreading lies about me.
Aaliyah: Janay what happened with you and Tre?
Janay: Nothing. Tre and I have been cool for a while.
Ari: I just feel like there has to be a way for you ladies to move on. I love you both and you know I’m always team LiLi. Regardless… I do hate division.
Aaliyah: Janay to be totally honest, I’ve been feeling a disconnect in our friendship. Is there something you want to talk about?
Janay: Is there something you want to talk about? [stares at Aaliyah]
Aaliyah Long Confessional: Janay has just been really off.
Janay Price Confessional: I know she doesn’t call herself confronting me.
Ari: Are you ladies going to talk? Please don’t fight.
Janay: I have too much to lose to fight. Unlike her, I can show class.
Aaliyah: All I remember since you told me I didn't have your backup is a little disconnect
Janay: You have been acting a fool, Aaliyah. Look at how you acted on the plane. I brought you around these girls and you have done everything to not be friends with any of them.
Aaliyah: Okay this is my issue. Tre clearly said I sell my p*ssy to get on NBC and this show!
Aaliyah: Ari who started with who first!? Me or Tre?
Ari: Tre started it. I stand by that completely.
[Dramatic Music plays]
Aaliyah: Thank you! Now should I have said anything about her parents no! And I said sorry!
Janay: It's not even about what you said, it's how you act. Especially when I try to calm the situation down.
Aaliyah: But Janay the same way you wanted me to defend you. You should defend me. Yes you did it last night but when that happened on the plane you should have stepped in
I didn't get out of my chair first she did. This woman has said some horrendous things about me.
Janay: Why would I defend someone who left me out to dry when I was attacked?
It's a two-way street.
Aaliyah: Every since you told me that I stepped up and said something.
Janay: When?
Aaliyah: On the plane.
Janay: When have you been a friend?
Aaliyah: Last night!
Janay: I can’t tell!
Aaliyah: Bitch I have been a friend to you. I have defended you.
Janay: I’m going to need you to stop saying that. Before I really get pissed off.
Aaliyah: I told you this.
Janay: You never defend me. And now you may be having people spread lies about me.
Aaliyah: Lie on you? Janay, dismiss yourself.
Janay Price Confessional: I feel used.
Janay: Bitch don’t dismiss me. You can go. [points to the exit]
[Aaliyah puts her hand up]
Janay: Remember who brought you around bitch.
Aaliyah: Get the fuck back! I earned my seat at this table bitch! I built my career in the UK.
Janay: It’s Janay’s Table BITCH. Remember That!
Aaliyah: Put some respect on my name.
Janay: I made your seat possible bitch.
Aaliyah: It’s actually Dee’s table.
Janay: No one in New York knows you. You don’t even know Dee bitch, so keep her name out of your mouth.
Aaliyah: Who is Janay without Dee. Second place bitch!
Janay: I’m “ME,” BITCH!
Aaliyah: Always have been.
Janay: My name rings more bells than you and that tired-ass Adidas advertisement. Check my resume bitch.
Aaliyah: Those girls ran your ass out of Hidden Hills.
Janay: Were you there beloved?
Aaliyah: That’s why you're here! No one liked you!
Janay: You sound like a fan. Is that why you wanted to hang out again? To use me for my connections? Maybe you are a scammer. [grabs purse]
Ari: This is bad.
Aaliyah: Three generations of hoes run in your family.
Aaliyah Long Confessional: Janay really thinks everyone should be at her call when she wants them to be. The moment you're not doing things Janay way it’s an issue. Spoil little bitch.
Tre, Kuren, & Jen go Wine Tasting
Tre Giudice Confessional: I’m happy to be away from some of the other women. I just need time with my real friends today.
Jen: This place is absolutely stunning
Tre: I know, I wish I could be here every day.
Jen Aydin Confessional: I’m so glad I’m not doing that horseback riding shit… I mean Nia has been smelling like a barn this entire weekend.. I needed this fresh air.
Tre: I’m so annoyed and pissed at Janay.
[Jen orders sauvignon blanc]
Jen: Girl. That’s my sis… But I have been looking at her sideways lately… Just like some of her teeth, her loyalty is missing.
Tre Giudice Confessional: Janay brought this bitch Aaliyah around the group. Now that I think about when I announced my divorce she showed no emotion. I feel like she knew Aaliyah was screwing my ex-husband the whole time.
Jen: What happened at the dinner… I was too preoccupied with my Tinder date. I couldn’t attend.
Kuren Sharapova Confessional: After Janay poured water over my custom Louis Vitton purse, I was on a call with my lawyer and my assistant all night to find a way to replace it and hold Janay accountable. I barely got any sleep so I told the ladies to head off without me and I’ll meet them later.
Kuren: Honey, the girls have been plotting.
Jen: Not a plot… Some of these girlies need a job because they clearly have the time and the energy.
Kuren: I feel that Janay is an opportunist.
Jen: They say you are what you eat. Janay is acting like a really dirty pussy right now.
Kuren: Janay used Tre to be around this group of women and have a come up. And now that she doesn’t need Tre anymore, she’s disposing of her. No one knew Janay until she knew Tre
Tre: Exactly Kuren, thank you!
[Tre tries the red wine]
Tre: Tonight, I’m setting that bitch straight. I’m putting it all on the table.
Jen Aydin Confessional: Not Tre setting Janay “straight.”
Jen: We may need to confront Janay away from the group.
Kuren: Wait ladies. I was searching through Janay’s old Instagram posts and apparently, she’s a die-hard television fan. So she’s been studying. I think she was thirsty to be and now that she’s here she doesn’t know how to act. As for Aaliyah, she’s the weakest link, we don’t need to worry about her.
Tre: Leave Aaliyah to me. I’m not over that slut talking about my parents.
Jen: This all makes sense. I feel used. Janay was only cool with me when I was in a bad place with you ladies. Now she dropped me.
Tre: She may have been using you honestly. We have been close for many years.
Jen: [holds Tre's hand] I will never let her come between us again.
Tre: As long as we three stick together nothing and nobody is taking us down. [sips wine] Let’s give these bitches what they want.
Kuren: I know that’s right honey. They want us to get out of character and they’re getting it.
Tre Giudice Confessional: I’ve been in this game for years. I’m an OG. Let me teach these hoes how it’s done.
Tre: Cheers to us ladies.
Jen: To the bad bitches in the group.
Kuren: No one can take us down [raises glass].
Kuren Sharapova Confessional: I’m glad to have made genuine friendships and to be surrounded by the real people in the group.
Final Dinner
[Tre, Jen, and Kuren arrive]
Tre Giudice Confessional: Tonight we will address some things.
Jen Aydin Confessional: I’m excited to hopefully get some resolution tonight.. Because some of the girlies have been getting away with too much.
Tre: We are the first ones to arrive.
Kuren: The girls are running late. Just rude.
Jen: Did you see how some of these girls look… They don’t run.
[Ari arrives]
Ari Beckham Confessional: Of course, I’m going to be fashionably late. Glam takes time.
[Jean, Janay, and Aaliyah]
Kuren: You ladies look good.
Kuren Sharapova Confessional: The others look thirsty.
Ari: Everyone looks really beautiful tonight. I see 80 percent of us tried.
Kuren: Janay are you not going to speak to me? [smirks]
[Janay rolls her eyes]
Janay Price Confessional: I’m not here for any of these hoes tonight. Any bitch can get it.
Jen: Janay are we in a good mood tonight?
Janay: Jen are we not being a slut tonight?
Jen Aydin Confessional: Janay walked in miserable… I just hope she doesn’t ruin this beautiful evening
Tre: Well ladies this is our final night together.
Jean: This has been a beautiful trip it can be even more gorgeous if we all get along.
Aaliyah: Thank you Jean.
Jean: So let’s not use the S word and try to talk out our differences.
Kuren Sharapova Confessional: I’m here for Jean bringing the sisterhood back into this group.
[Nia arrives]
Nia: Wassup bitches?
Jean: Hey Goldie looking bum.
Ari: Nia was I going to text you? Where have you been?
Nia: Hey sis, I told Chase I had to get ready Chile, couldn’t keep his tongue off of me.
Ari: I know that’s right. So Tre I think I need to get something off my chest.
Tre: Yes Ari? What do you need to get off your chest?
Ari: I feel like you have been doing way too much when it comes to Aaliyah.
Tre: I don’t think so. She’s a home wrecker.
Ari: Now this rumor about her and Janay munching each other pussies.
Tre: That was from her assistant.
Jean: Tre and Aaliyah you both have been nasty to each other.
Kuren: Jean, I think it was warranted there. Tre heard Aaliyah f*cked Tre’s man.
Aaliyah: She “HEARD!”
Ari: Kuren… hearing and knowing for sure are two different things.
Jen: I don’t know Tre as a liar… She always speaks the truth.
Jean: Aaliyah you didn’t f*cked Louie, did you?
Aaliyah: Do y’all hear how stupid y’all sound? I never me Louie. Plus I have a man!
Tre: I know Aaliyah slept with Louie. He told me. Aaliyah, you have SEVERAL men.
Aaliyah: I have ONE!
Tre: As for you Janay. You brought this whore to this group to hurt men, I see you now.
Kuren: I almost forgot, let’s talk about the tweets.
[Kuren shows Old Tweets]
Kuren: Janay was a fan before she came around us.
Jen: OMG these tweets!
Janay: Show me a time stamp Kuren.
Kuren: The evidence is right there boo.
Janay: Your Photoshop is terrible.
Kuren: Honey it says @JanayHardest that’s not you isn’t it?
Aaliyah: Y’all are sitting up here and making up tweets!
Janay Price Confessional: Kuren has a lot on her hands for a soccer mom.
Janay: Show me when I said it love.
Kuren: Girl you deleted the tweets. I had a private investigator find them though.
Janay: Kuren you are obsessed.
Kuren: You used Tre to get to this point and now that she got you here, you are disposing of her. You are an opportunist.
Janay: [stands up] I’m that bitch.
Kuren: You made up some shit about me so we’re going to tell the truth about you.
Jean: I don’t believe the tweets are real.
Tre: Janay why did you bring the bitch around the group knowing she was fucking my ex-husband I thought we were friends.
Janay: WHILE BITCHES MEN WERE FUCKING ON THE SIDE, THEY WERE PLOTTING ON ME. Bitches priorities are fucked up.
Aaliyah: To make yourself feel relevant Tre you have to make up lies. Your not Queen Bee. You need to be in jail again.
Janay: Tre's pussy stopped working so Louie left her for better. Kuren is a failed housewife who can’t keep a man to save her life. Jen is a slut.
Ari: A confirmed slut. [sips wine.}
Jen Aydin Confessional: These gutter girls are so pressed that I grew my wealth from working hard. While they had to feed off men to pay their way.
Janay: GIVE IT UP FOR THE NEW YORK TRASH! [raises glass]
Jean: Oh God we need to regroup.
Aaliyah: The thing that y’all three bitches got in common is that y’all are thirsty for a fucking moment.
Tre: Janay you’re a sorry bitch looking for your 15 minutes of fame. Forgive me for not realizing you were a fake bitch. Along with your prostitute friend.
Jean: Alright now we are starting to go low.
Kuren: This is supposed to be a sisterhood ladies!
Nia: Y’all doing all this f*cking hooping and hollering and I ain’t ate all motherf*cking day! Bitch I ain't come here to eat wine.
Jean: Then eat you fat f*ck. Always complaining.
Nia: F*CK YOU FAT ASS PIGLET!
Janay: You know what let me just text Louie. [She presses voice recording] Hey Big Head. Remember you wanted to link for dinner. I think I’m finally free.
Jen: Why does she have Louie’s number?
Jean: Ladies why are we fighting over Louie’s ugly ass. Everybody calm down.
Kuren: We are too grown and too independent to be arguing about men.
Janay: Well it seems that Louie will f*ck anyone and now “I’M” on the list. Guess I’m number four on this people Louie will f*ck.
[Dramatic music plays]
Janay: See I was going to let him eat it, but now I’ll let him fuck
[Tre looks at Janay and Aaliyah]
[Tre clears the table of everything and throws it on Aaliyah and Janay]
Ari: Tre, What the f*ck!?
Tre: F*CK ALL OF YOU BITCHES!
[Jean restrains Tre]
Tre: Let me go, Jean!
[Aaliyah is seen cleaning herself off]
[Producer Peaches come in]
Producer Peaches: NO! [holds Janay back]
Janay Price Confessional: When I see them bitches again. I’m f*cking them up.
Tre Giudice Confessional: These hoes can find their own way home.
Producer Peaches Confessional: I CAN’T STOP ALL THIS FIGHTING! My health insurance ain’t kick in yet!!!
Jean Burruss Confessional: After leaving the event I heard gunshots from Nia’s offsprings and ran to my car. I drove off immediately. I don’t know why they looking for me and their biological fathers.
END OF EPISODE
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