The Legendary Housewives of Hidden Hills Season Two stars Eliza Dé’Isnée, Sade Grayson, Megan Kennedy, Janay Price, Adrianna Dakota Ray-Wilder, and Paris Wildwood, while Jean Burruss and Sandra Hudson serve as 'friends of the housewives.'
TAGLINES
Paris - "This Queen is often imitated, but never intimidated."
Sade - “Adversity may cause some to break, but it made me break records."
Janay - "Test my knowledge, not my patience."
Megan - "My loyalty is to people who never made me question theirs."
Eliza - "The Dame is in town, and SHE is sticking around."
Adrianna - "I may be the most hated, but at least I’m not the clown."
Airport Arrival/House Arrival
[Camera pans towards an airport runway]
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Finding a plane big enough for over eight people is really hard. Especially since everyone is traveling. I’m so glad my friend Drake came through and let us borrow his plane for this trip to Lake Tahoe. Thanks, Drizzy.
[Paris, Megan, and Jean]
Paris: Hey Jean boo. You ready?
Jean. Yes, hun.
[Adrianna, Sade , and Eliza arrive]
Sade: Did you take the Advil?
Eliza: Yes, I’m just going to try to take a nap now. [puts shades on and sits down]
Paris: Hello Sade! [Ignores Eliza] Y’all look lovely.
Sade: Hey Paris girl, thank you. So do you as usual honey. Hey Meg thee Stallion girl.
Eliza: Paris thank you for the invite, you’re looking butch as usual.
Adrianna: Oh lord!
[Sade slaps Eliza’s thigh]
Paris: Look bitch. You’ll get yours once we get off this plane, why don’t you put on your little outfit and serve me a drink or something?
Eliza: Is that allowed for people in AA?
Adrianna: Anyway. [pop a bottle of Champagne] Okay before we start the drama and the name calling let’s Cheers!!!
[Adrianna pours everyone a glass]
Jean: I’m glad I’m here with most of you and I’m here to have a good time.
Eliza: Cheers! To the bitch in a bad wig!
Paris: Shut up Liza. Is everyone ready to take off?
Eliza: Absolutely, I need this vacation.
Paris: I’m sure you do since you couldn’t afford it.
[Jean pulls up The Shade Room article]
Jean: Sade I’ll say this. Don’t be leaking shit and lying on me to these cheap ass blogs you stupid ass rat. This is the first and last warning you're getting hoe.
Jean Burruss Confessional: My nose may be new. But I can still smell a rat. Sade has been speaking on my children and I need to check her real quick so I don't have to drown her in Lake Tahoe.
Sade: I don’t talk to blogs you ugly bitch. Your twins are living in my home, that’s the true tea. Who are you putting on for?
Jean: She’s lying. The twins live on their own.
Paris: Jean is Sade fostering your kids?
Jean: Sade, you and Corey can’t even pay the bills at home how are you taking in more houseguests?
Sade: They told you that so you could leave them alone. Please stop talking to me and go find yourself a therapist.
Jean: The twins are grown. Sade stop trying to use my girls for a storyline you nasty slut. Trying to pretend to be a foster mother. You Ain’t Yandy bitch.
Sade: Jean is full of lies, plastic, and bleach. I AIN’T DOING HER.
Adrianna: [shakes head] Jean is anything that being said is true?
Jean: The only thing that is true is that the twins moved out but not into Sade’s shack.
[Janay walks in]
Janay: What did I walk into? Hey Jean [hugs] How are you, auntie?
Jean: Hey Janay, a real bitch in the building. I had to read Sade real quick because she speaking on my kids, but other than that I’m good.
[Sade puts her AirPods in and ignores the group]
[Camera pans to the house as they arrive]
Adrianna: Yes, Lake House!
Paris: Welcome to Lake Tahoe ladies.
Paris: Okay before we go anywhere let me hand these rooms out! If you don’t like your room, you’re just going to have to deal with it. All other houses are booked up so unless you’re sleeping outside or going home, deal with it.
[Paris shows EVERYONE their rooms]
Janay: This is cute! I like this.
Eliza: [Mic] I’m surprised I even get a good room.
Paris: If Sandra and Shamari comes, they will get bunk beds.
[The girls laugh]
Jean, Janay, and Adrianna
Janay: So Adrianna. Do you think we will have a good trip? You know these ladies more, so I want to know what you think.
Adrianna: No not at all.
[Janay laughs]
Adrianna: Like everyone is beefing with someone.
Janay: You don’t think they can put it to the side?
Jean: It’s too toxic Chile.
Adrianna: This group really can’t be a sisterhood, they make it seem very hard for them.
Janay: I can see that. They’re like a ball of negativity.
Jean: Absolutely, some of these girls don’t work and feel insecure around accomplished women. So they’re always acting up for attention.
Adrianna: 24/7 Negative.
Adrianna: I can say when Sade doesn’t have an attitude she’s really nice.
Janay: Well when is that ever? I haven’t seen nice, I’ve seen extra and tomfoolery.
Adrianna: Y’all just got to catch her on a good day.
Janay: She just seems to not have her life together. It’s something going on [sips Margarita].
Adrianna: I honestly think something is going on with her. She just seems off to me.
Jean: Sade’s a fun girl, but she’s also a liar and a fraud. One minute we’re besties the next minute she’s spreading lies around town about me.
Janay: What did she say about you Jean?
Jean: She said that I abused my children. I don’t play about my family.
[Adrianna gets a new article alert]
Adrianna: [looking at the phone] What the f**k! This Motherf**ker.
Janay: What is this?
Jean: Oh my god! Full?
Janay: What gives him the right?
Adrianna: [calls Bow Wow] Shad, I don’t care what you have going on! You haven’t done anything for her in years! You’re not a good father!
[Bow Wow yelling on the phone]
Adrianna: You are a bitch, you have never been a man!
Bow Wow: F**k you Adrianna. You are a cunt!
Janay: He needs to pipe down!
Adrianna: Go to hell Shad! [hangs up the phone]
Jean: Are you okay girl?
Jean Burruss Confessional: I never liked that little man Bow Wow. I remember having to read him a decade ago on a 106&Park episode. I’m not surprised he would pull something like this.
Adrianna: I need a minute. [walks away]
Janay: [To Jean} She’s a great mom! She doesn’t deserve this.
Jean: She is! That leprechaun has some nerve. I support Adrianna 100%
First Night Dinner
[Camera pans to dinner set up as Paris walks in]
Paris: Hi, Chef Moncler, I hope you’ve got enough food for us all
[Adrianna, Sade, Jean, and Eliza walk in]
Jean: Hello Adrianna, you look good.
Sade: [walks in] Hey y’all.
Paris: Hey Sade boo, you look amazing!
Sade: Hey baby.
Eliza: [walks in] Hi ladies.
Jean: Hello Eliza.
Adrianna: Hey love.
[Janay walks in]
[Everyone looks intensely]
Sade: Wow
Paris: Umm…
Adrianna: [eyes widen] Okay body!
Janay: Hey y’all [sits down]
Paris: I didn’t know this was the Freak-niq ball.
Janay: Since the girls say I’m ghetto and a hoodrat, I wanna give them hoodrat.
Paris: It’s giving B.A.P.S. on a budget.
Janay: As long as you see a Princess. [winks and puts lollipop back in mouth]
[Megan walks in]
Megan: Hey girlies. My Facetime call took a while. So happy to finally be here!
[Sade and Paris hug Megan]
Megan Kennedy Confessional: I had to do some last-minute details for the wedding. So, I’m here and I am ready to see the mess.
Megan: Adrianna, I saw the blog about you and Bow Wow, is there something you would like to address?
Adrianna: Yes, what about it?
Megan: I used to be close to Bow Wow, I believe that he’s doing this for reason. Are you an unfit mother?
[Everyone looks intensely]
Adrianna: Really? Megan.
Megan: Okay Adrianna.
Janay: Megan, this is a sensitive time for Adrianna, so we should some compassion.
Megan: We should address it. We need to know the answers.
Jean: Address what?
Paris: What is there to address? She is in a custody battle every four months.
Janay: Show Adrianna some compassion.
Megan: Where was the compassion when she wished death on Paris’ baby though?
Eliza: Oh hell!
Paris: But I do want to make this dinner about something. I feel like there is a lot of unresolved tension in this group, so let’s lay it out on the table.
Megan: Do you have anything to say regarding the recent news?
Adrianna: No comment.
Megan Kennedy Confessional: She had so much to say about me and my finance, but now her square face is quiet as a roach.
[Food arrives]
Janay: Megan, we don’t have to dive into that right now.
Megan: Alright then.
Janay: Why are y’all so invested in each other's lives?
Paris: Well Janay, I could ask the same thing. You have had a lot to say about Sade.
Janay: Oh here we go. You starting B.S.
Paris: It’s not B.S. You were yapping your gums about Sade.
Sade: Paris, I don’t even know this child. Why does my life concern a broke bitch like Janay?
Janay: I’m living my best life and you’re miserable being a snitch.
Sade: The snitch is your Auntie Jean!
Eliza: Excuse me, can we get some appetizers?
Jean: You fat ass cow, don’t lie on me. This is why Corey got another woman in Sade’s bed as we speak.
Paris: Jean calm down, make sure your old ass p**sy still works. Talk about the men hopping in and out of yours?
Jean: Paris, why is your ashy ass cussing at me. Bitch we the same damn age.
Paris: I’m much younger than you love. You’re the one who ran to the surgeon's office at the first sign of wrinkles, not me.
Jean: I’m in my 40s looking like I’m in my 20s bitch, you wish you were me Paris. Go keep living off your husband and terrorizing people's families.
Adrianna: Okay Ladies. Let’s chill. Please.
Eliza: Agreed. I thought we were supposed to have fun.
Janay: We can. But Sade is a fraud.
Sade: Never been a fraud. That’s your cousin. Isn’t that one of her charges?
[Shows picture of Sade boobs]
Janay: This bitch is fake just like her body.
Sade: Girl, I had breast cancer. You are sick.
Janay: Girl, bye! You were saying you were natural and had a banging body.
Sade: I'm not doing this you are sick and disgusting.
Paris: Wait Sade. Really Janay? You are sick.
Sade: I’m done with her Paris. She’s repulsive.
[Scene ends with Janay smiling]
Adrianna and Sade (Day Two)
[Adrianna walks into the kitchen and waits for the chef to fix her breakfast]
[Sade walks and sits at the table]
Adrianna: Hey Sade.
Sade: [ignores her] Morning.
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: I just know for sure Sade is just like this all the time. But something seem different this time.
Adrianna: How are you? Last night eas a lot honey [grabs a cup of coffee]
Sade: [slams phone on the table] A LOT!? Girl, you let that little rat-ass friend of yours talk about me getting my breasts done when YOU know what I went. But sip your coffee girl.
Adrianna: Sade I didn’t know so let’s not do that. If I had known I would most definitely say something sooner.
Sade: How didn’t you know? That’s right when we met. You done forgot? You really have selective memory.
Sade Grayson Confessional: Was she too busy getting nutted in by broke-down rappers like Bow Wow?
Adrianna: Sade you really think, I would have let her say something about it if I had known.
Sade: Yes, actually I do.
Adrianna: Sade, please. I have been cool as hell with you. I haven’t said anything to you, but here you go again. I didn’t know as I said, now I’m over it.
Sade: You sure as hell didn’t check her either. I take it you were okay with that?
Adrianna: I’m not okay with it and I will talk to her about it. You have on of the worst attitudes I have ever seen.
Sade: I have an attitude around bitches who sit up and lie and try to destroy everything my family, my husband, and myself created. You talk to her and let her know she’s another rumor away from being sued for that money that Ain’t hers [walks away]
Adrianna: Okay Sade, whatever
[Scene ends as Adrianna sits on the couch]
Mini-Breakfast (Day Two)
[Camera pans across breakfast]
[Sandra walks in]
Sandra: Hello ladies, Good morning.
Paris Wildwood Confessional: I said to be ready for breakfast and this bitch walks down in full glam and heels… girl if doing the most was a person.
Sandra: Good Morning Paris. You look so nice and comfortable. [sips a mimosa]
Paris: Yes I do honey. Last night was a lot.
[Paris phones chimes]
Sade Text Message: Skipping breakfast. Not breaking bread with those weirdos. See you once y’all are ready to leave.
[Janay and Adrianna walks in]
Adrianna: Hello ladies.
Janay: [pours a mimosa] Adrianna do you want a mimosa?
Adrianna: Sure do!
Sandra: [looks at Production] Now wait a damn minute. Y’all gonna let this underage kindergartener drink?
Paris: [cackles} Girl!
Adrianna: Janay I want to talk to you about last night. Is there any truth to what Sade said? She showed me the medical records.
Janay: She goes around talking about everyone’s body like hers wasn’t bought with a Groupon.
Adrianna: Not a Groupon child I can’t.
Janay: And I have more receipts. [tilts head] breast cancer doesn’t affect the other areas she had lifted snipped, and tucked.
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: This is getting messy
Hiking (Day Two)
[Camera pans to Lake Tahoe trails as ladies step off of the bus]
Paris: Wow this is beautiful. It feels amazing out here. Come on ladies! Get your slow asses off the bus!
[Adrianna and Janay walk off the bus]
[Eliza and Sade and Megan enter]
Paris: all right ladies! I feel like there is a lot of tension between us so I wanted this hike to be something peaceful we can all experience.
Paris: Let’s bond and have fun. If you see a bear, just shove Sandra.
Sade Grayson Confessional: I’m not hiking anywhere near some of them. It’s clear they would want me dead.
Janay Price Confessional: I’m here to walk a little. Keep this body in shape [winks]
Sade: Let’s go sweet cheeks [slaps Paris’ and Megan’s butt]
Megan: Yas honey you saw that jiggle?
Sade: I know that’s right. That’s how you keep a man!
[Eliza and Megan hike]
Megan: Janay what do you do at the moment?
Janay: I’m currently getting my Masters of Business Administration
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Major? This bitch made it to college?
Adrianna: The best thing to go in.
Janay: Undergrad was easy. These graduate classes are kicking my ass though. Especially while running a business.
Adrianna: The master’s is always hard.
Megan: How do you know?
Eliza: Adrianna, you went to college?
Adrianna: Child I got an education. My dad don’t play that.
Sade Grayson Confessional: Adrianna is a third-grade dropout.
Janay: Did any of you ladies go to college?
Megan: I actually did. I went to get a Bachelor’s in Education.
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: Megan went to Clown College look at that bitch.
Paris: Well I never went to college. As soon as I graduated high school. I moved to New York and started modeling.
Janay: That’s nice to hear. I see everyone is successful in their own way.
[Eliza almost trips]
Eliza: Oh my goodness! I almost drop my champagne.
Janay: Do you think you should drink while hiking?
[ROAR]
Paris: Is that a bear?
Janay: Oh hell no!
Sade: Send me to glory!
[Park ranger comes and moves bear away]
Paris: Ladies, let's go back. Freshen up and shower. We are going to the fanciest restaurant tonight.
Adrianna: [laughing and crying] Whew Jesus.
Sade: I want all of you to dress very nicely.
Eliza: Good luck with Megan’s hoe outfits.
[Scene ends as they all laugh]
Dinner (Day Two)
[Camera pans to the restaurant]
[Paris, Eliza, and Sade (Top Row)] [Megan, Adrianna and Janay (Bottom Row)]
Eliza: Yes ma’am! You all look amazing!
Sade: Especially the BIG THREE!
Megan: And do!
Paris: Yes ma’am!
[Waiter ARRIVES]
Waiter: What can I get you guys to eat?
Adrianna: A glass of wine, with steak and chicken.
Sade: I’ll do the scallops and risotto.
Megan: Can I do the lobster tail and spicy shrimp sushi?
Paris: A fresh herb salad and the rose with the salmon pasta.
Adrianna: Can we get some shots, please?
Janay: I’ll take a margarita with sugar around the rim. With the pan-seared halibut with mashed potatoes.
Eliza: Ma’am why aren’t you going to ID us?
Waiter: Well y’all are all over the age of 21, I’m sure. Especially you. [walks away]
Paris: I wanted to bring us all to dinner tonight to have a talk. There is a lot of drama in this group and I think we all need a little healing.
[Waiter returns with shots]
Megan: Just in time.
[Adrianna and Janay takes a shot]
Paris: Well I already know my stance with Eliza, so Jean. I need to address you sweetie.
Jean: Oh my gosh.
Paris: Your behavior yesterday was so odd and unbecoming of a lady of your age and mental capacity. I’m truly worried for you and your health.
Jean: What behavior Paris? I called your atrocious behavior.
Paris: You said that my husband was terrorizing me? That’s strange.
Jean: The only thing that is strange is your husband and the allowance money he gives you every month.
Paris: You seem to know what goes on in my home, but you can’t even locate your own two children honey.
Jean: Paris shut your scrawny ass up you hog. The twins are traveling the world.
Paris: I just wanted to let your old ass know that you don’t know shit about my man. But you need to find out where those kids are going to be laying their heads at next bitch. Old trick all you do is start beef with the next bitch. Spent all that money to look like a White Chicks supporting actress but can’t afford to keep the lights on in that home
Sade: [mouth drops] Oh my god!
Jean: Unlike you Paris. I have a legitimate career, you spent all that time spreading your legs to a man that barely loves you. That p**sy must be burning and itching for something that’s worthwhile.
Janay: Uh Uh!
Paris: You need a job and a new facelift bitch. Your doctor sent you out of that room looking like ET instead of the bad bitch you wanted to be. Dust to the dead bitch.
Adrianna: Okay enough!
Sade: [falls on Megan’s shoulder] I’m weak!
Jean: Do you even sing? Or are you still having the autotune doing the work for that alto voice?
Paris: My album is actually coming out soon. I’ll let you know once I snatch them from your flop-ass kids’ group.
Adrianna: ENOUGH! Paris!
Adrianna: As a collective, we could do better with supporting each other. We all have a clique within this group.
Megan: Ironic.
Adrianna: When was the last time we all actually came together for something? Or even congratulated each other.
Megan: You didn’t congratulate me on my engagement.
Adrianna: I most definitely did.
Eliza: Congratulations!
Paris: Not “congrats” is making an effort now.
Sade: I would love to be more available emotionally, but I refuse to do so with people who are evil.
Megan: Exactly Sade.
Adrianna: I want to open up to the group also, but it’s hard.
Eliza: Paris is evil, she accused me of being on drugs. And y’all let her do this.
Sade: What do you mean by let, Eliza? Like how y’all ‘LET’ people lie about me?
Eliza: Who has lied about Sade?
Janay: [sips margarita]
Eliza: Y’all know I’m mourning and never here. If you were hurting you should’ve told me, sis. I would never let you hurt like that.
Sade: Okay Eliza, I’ll let you slide. I’m not trying to make you out to be a bad friend.
Eliza: And I’m not trying to make YOU out to be a bad friend, Sade.
Eliza: We all let things slide too easily in this group.
Megan: I think we all could be in a good place if we are willing to try.
Adrianna: Agreed.
Sade: I’m not willing to do that. I won’t allow it.
Megan: Adrianna, didn’t you wish death on Paris’ unborn child?
Adrianna: We have all said some bad things.
Paris: You wished death on my unborn child, and now you’re trying to lead some sort of spiritual awakening.
Adrianna: I apologize Paris. I’m not in that space no more.
Megan Kennedy Confessional: Of course, she gets off with it, AGAIN! They treat her like she’s a dumb ass kid. She Ain’t that damn dumb.
Eliza: Well Paris, maybe if you weren’t a first-class bitch, then Adrianna wouldn’t have said that.
Paris: Eliza girl f**k you!
Eliza: Nah, that’s what your gay ass husband won’t do for you.
Paris: Snort Michael’s ashes so you can feel something you lonely cunt.
Sade: Paris and Eliza STOP IT!
Eliza: Tell the world how Charles wants to f**k all of West Hollywood and YOU KNOW IT.
Paris: I will ruin your life you sad little bitch.
Eliza: I will talk about EVERYTHING after you disrespected my husband you weak ass bitch.
Paris: Weak is what your husband was.
Eliza: At least wasn’t a f**king f*g.
[EVERYONE GASPS]
Paris: Wow? You’re going to be homophobic?
Sade: ELIZA STOP IT!
Paris: You are a sick ass cunt!
Eliza: The REAL PARIS WILDWOOD! [looks into the camera]
[Paris takes off mic pack]
Paris: [To Production] I’m not doing this with her. I will ruin her life if she keeps it up.
[Scene ends with Eliza smiling]
END OF EPISODE
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