The Legendary Housewives of Hidden Hills Season Two stars Eliza Dé’Isnée, Sade Grayson, Megan Kennedy, Janay Price, Adrianna Dakota Ray-Wilder, and Paris Wildwood, while Jean Burruss and Sandra Hudson serve as 'friends of the housewives.' Original cast member, Dee Bell makes guest appearances throughout the season.
TAGLINES
Paris - "This Queen is often imitated, but never intimidated."
Sade - “Adversity may cause some to break, but it made me break records."
Janay - "Test my knowledge, not my patience."
Megan - "My loyalty is to people who never made me question theirs."
Eliza - "The Dame is in town, and SHE is sticking around."
Adrianna - "I may be the most hated, but at least I’m not the clown."
Paris Wildwood Solo
[Camera pans around concert arena]
Paris texts the ladies: "Hi everyone, hope all is well. I will be having my album release party this Thursday, and I'd love for all of you to come and support me. Please dress classy. Anyone looking cheap will be sent home. Meaning you Sandra"
Eliza De'Isnee Solo
[Eliza's home]
Eliza: Chile... I'm spent.
Jeremiah: Mom! That you?!
Eliza: Hey sweetie, I'm in my office!
Jeremiah: You didn't say you were coming back! [hugs]
Producer Mo: So... Where have you been all this time?
Eliza: Oh well you know I just launched my new lifestyle & leisure line, designed BY dé'Isnée! I've been over in the Big Apple NYC baby, in meetings with my marketing team and brand ambassadors. Making moves in all the right places!
Jeremiah: Well mom, it’s just nice to have you home again. Since the business trip and the Essence festival and without Dad being here the house feels so empty...
Eliza: I know and I’m sorry, I want to be here with you so much more. And I will be, I promise. I will say though, that the NOLA trip was far out of my control.
Jeremiah: How was it, I didn't get a chance to as you about it yet.
Eliza: Well...
[Flashes to the Bus fight with Jean and Sade]
Eliza: It was eventful... to say the very least. I will say something did happen that you won't believe.
Jeremiah: What?
Eliza: Hold on, sit your ass down, before I tell you. You're not going to believe me..
Jeremiah: What ma?
Eliza: Paris and I got along.
[Jeremiah slides down the chair]
Eliza: [laughs] I told you that you wouldn't believe it.
Jeremiah: Nah Dad must be making deals with God up there because Paris has been listening to the Angel on her shoulder!
Eliza: Yes Lord won't he do it!! Haha.
[Scene Ends as Eliza & Jeremiah laugh]
Megan Kennedy Solo
Megan Kennedy Confessional: Today, I'm meeting with my mother-in-law, Lisa, to try to mend us together before the wedding. So I'm hoping for the best, but probably gonna get the worst.
[Lisa walks in]
Megan: Do you like this store, I know this kinda more your speed.
Lisa: It is, so what do I owe the pleasure?
Megan: I just feel as if you don't like me and for me to be your daughter-in-law soon we need to have a bond.
Lisa: I mean Megan look... I like you, but not for my baby,
Megan: But why?
Lisa: Well hold on now! Let me finish! I don't like you for him because you weren't properly introduced to me You didn't come to me and say "Hello, my name is..." You didn't say anything! You just sat around and came like a plus-one.
Megan: Wait [laughs] you expected me to introduce myself that's the man's job, Lisa! Like what are you talking about? Like what are you talking about? I don't know why you don't like me I have a good past and everything. I don't understand [starts to tear up].
Megan: You cannot expect me to do everything YOUR SON IS SUPPOSED TO DO! I'm not a man and I'm not going to act like one. I'm not going to do any of that! That's his job!
Lisa: And it's not my job to claim you! So, I will probably never like you. You aren't good for my son. Thank you for the invite. [Lisa walks out]
[Scene ends as Megan wipes her tears]
Sade Grayson Solo
[Camera pans around Sade’s living room where she, Corey, and her spiritual leader are conversing]
Eden: I’m elated that you two took my advice and are leaving the house for the first time in months.
Corey: I’m happy too. Even though she left me here and went away with her friends. [Sade stares at him]
Corey: [looks at her and holds two fingers up] Twice!
Sade: Yes, I left you here and had such a great time! [said with much sarcasm]
Sade Grayson Confessional: Is he for real right now?
Eden: Let’s not dwell on that! The fact is you both have barely left this home. As big and gorgeous as it is, I can say it does feel… stuffier than usual.
[Two of the label employees walk by to go into the kitchen]
Eden: [looks at them and points] See that’s not normal. It doesn’t feel like a home.
Sade: At all. It drives me up the wall.
Sade Grayson Confessional: Have you all filmed me outside my house at all?!
Producer Peaches: No.
Sade: Exactly, that’s the problem right there.
Corey: Alright it wasn’t my greatest idea but it was the best for our situation.
Eden: Oh I agree. Thank God you had the means to make that happen.
[Mama Grayson comes in and sits down]
Mama Grayson: Hello Lady Jakes, do you mind if I join you?
Mama Grayson: How are your children?
Eden: Oh, they’re lovely thank you for asking.
Mama Grayson: I think being a mother is such a blessing. I’ve accomplished many things, but nothing tops my kids.
[Eden picks up on Sade becoming increasingly uncomfortable]
Eden: Kids are a blessing, indeed. But it’s not always in God’s will for everyone.
Mama Grayson: What if God blesses you financially? What’s stopping you then?
Corey: Mommy — Mama Grayson: No wait a minute Corey. You all can afford multiple mansions, cars, and private jets! If she really wanted to have a baby she would.
Sade: Okay, let’s not forget I definitely tried before. And that resulted in two miscarriages.
Mama Grayson: I honestly think you’re being selfish. You know I want my son to have some kids. It’s not fair to him. And he always wanted kids! And he still does, and if you can’t give them to him he should go get them with somebody else who is capable.
Eden: [stands up] Mama Grayson—
Corey: Mommy that’s not cool at all.
Sade: I’m sorry that the chemotherapy that I had to go through for cancer has made me infertile. [grabs the phone and gets up to leave]
[Corey gets up to follow Sade]
Eden: [sits back down] Now Mrs. Grayson, that was not kind.
Mama Grayson: I’m looking out for my son while he still has time! I love Sade, do not get me wrong. But all she cares about is making money and looking cute. If she put that effort into giving Corey a child, they would have one.
[Camera pans to the closed bathroom door where Sade and Corey are still mic’d]
[Sade heard crying]
Corey: Baby I’m sorry.
Sade: That’s not her medication causing mood swings, she’s just being mean now.
Corey: [sighs] I know I’m sorry. Let me handle it. Please?
Sade Grayson Confessional: Sometimes I wonder if Corey tells his mother things and doesn’t tell me so that my feelings don’t get hurt. I’m really hoping that this trip to the Maldives helps gives us a much-needed soft reset.
[Corey walks out of the bathroom and walks away]
[Scene ends with Sade sniffling in the bathroom]
Janay’s Couples Gathering
[Camera pans to table and food]
Janay Price Confessional: Today I am having a couples night. Everyone is so uptight, but I want to bring us together through something we all like… Sex!
[Adrianna and Deontae walk in]
Janay: [hugs] Hey Adrianna, welcome. Have some seafood and a drink. We have champagne and specialty cocktails.
Adrianna: Uhmmm, where is your man?
Janay: I ain’t got a man. This is for y’all. I’m just hosting. [laughs]
Adrianna: I will find you a man.
[Corey and three other men carry Sade in]
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: Girl what?
Janay Price Confessional: The bitch is so extra!
Sade: [steps down] Hey Janette.
[Dee Bell walks in]
Adrianna: Oh my goodness. Dee Bell is here!?
Dee: Hey Janay and Adrianna. [hugs them]
[Dee looks at Sade, then passes her, and sits]
Janay: Where is your friend Sade? I sent her and the Avon lady an invite.
Adrianna: Not the Avon lady.
Sade: It’s really funny how y’all continuously ask me where my friends are like I’m a Secretary.
Janay: Well, we know they stay pretty close. But let’s not go there… yet. I want to give y’all something since it’s Valentine’s Day.
[Janay pulls out gifts]
[Shows photo of Janay posing in Savage Fenty]
Janay Price Confessional: I just got a new deal with Savage Fenty. I mean look at this catsuit. I’m looking good in it. Rihanna did that.
[Sade looks at the photo]
Sade: Welcome to Savage Fenty Family!
Janay: Thank you.
Adrianna: You look very good Janay. So what has been going on with you ladies?
Dee: I’ve been in the cut. Readjusting to life and working.
Janay: Well after NOLA, I needed a break.
Sade: NOLA was ghetto.
Janay: Very much so. What have you been up to Adrianna?
Adrianna: I’ve been working on a new business and a new project.
Dee: Who is this, Adrianna?
Adrianna: This Adrianna, the wife.
[Sade gasps]
Dee: Not you Chile, this man? I ain’t seen him before.
Adrianna: Oh Dee, I forgot this my husband Deontay.
Sade Grayson Confessional: Adrianna is so… dumb.
Dee: Nice to meet you Deontay. Where did you meet him?
Adrianna: I met him the last time we were all together.
Dee: That’s good. So what does he do? Because Diddy was rich.
Deontay: I’m a professional boxer.
Sade: The streets are accusing him of sexual assault.
[Dee mouth drops]
Adrianna: Sade that was your dusty-ass friend Megan.
Janay: Is this true, Deontay?
Deontay: Let me just make this clear ladies. I would never do that. I was married before and I do have kids. I have daughters and that shit is sick.
Corey (Sade's Husband): Word man.
Deontay: Those were a complete lie. I don’t even know this Megan girl. It isn’t on Sade it was her friend.
Janay: Sade that’s not good to be spreading things around. What if it was Corey?
Sade: Girl? I didn’t spread it. Y’all talk about Corey all the time.
Janay: I don’t talk about Corey. I’m just saying, think about how they feel about rumors being out there like that.
Sade: I’m used to it. But I didn’t spread it. Be clear [sips champagne].
Janay: Okay girl! [waves off]
[Sandra & Dennis walks in]
Janay: Hello, Sandra.
Janay Price Confessional: I don’t really care for Sandra. I guess it’s cool that she showed up.
Janay: Well since Sandra’s here. I guess we can start the game, I don’t think Paris will be coming.
Adrianna: Okay Chile. Let’s go!
Janay: So in the spirit of Valentine’s Day, I have some questions for the couples. Some are innocent, and some may push boundaries. But it’s all about fun and openness.
Janay Price Confessional: Lord I hope this doesn’t blow up in my face. Hopefully, they can relax and open up for once.
[Corey rolls his eyes]
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: I see Sade and Corey have the same attitude match made in Heaven.
Dee: Well I met Chad when I was on trial. He really was there and helped me through that tough time.
Janay: I like Chad for you.
Chad: I saw her at a Starbucks one morning and knew she had to be mine.
Sade: I love that.
Janay: So Adrianna, how did you meet your man?
Adrianna: I met Deontay at one of my father’s charity events and he hooked us up.
[Sade bites her shrimp]
Janay: Not the judge set y’all up. I know that’s right.
Deontay: Yes I ask her father first and the rest is history.
Janay: That’s so cute. Sandra how did you meet… umm. Sorry, sir what’s your name again?
Sandra: It’s Dennis, Nay.
Janay: Well Sandra, how did you meet Dennis?
Sandra: We met on the streets on the red carpet.
Adrianna: Oh kay?
Janay: What about you Sade? How did you meet Casey? [points to Corey]
Corey: I’m not the one, ma. I don’t play those shady games.
Adrianna: His name is Corey.
Janay: Okay girl. Don’t get your panties in a bunch. Next question, since grouchy and grouchier acting funky.
Corey: Girl? Sade…
Sandra: Janay, your attitude is just nasty at this point.
Sade: Listen, Janay, watch it!
Janay: [ignores Sade and Sandra] Calm down grouchy.
Sade: This is a grown-ass man, play those games with your friends.
Sandra: Janay, shouldn’t you be focused on your girlfriend?
Janay: Sandra, you and the grouchy bitch can leave. We came to have fun and y’all are killing the mood per usual.
Sandra: I don’t even want to be at this ratchet dinner anyway.
Janay: As I said, you can LEAVE!
Sandra: This is why you can’t get a man.
Janay: Sandra, you’re obviously falling in love with mystical creatures. Bringing a damn leprechaun.
Adrianna: Oh my god!
Sandra: Dennis is a REAL MAN! He loves me. Can’t say the same for you.
Janay: Bitch I don’t need a date. Unlike you, my legs don’t spread for short stubby men.
Sade: Do you have any respect for anybody?
Janay: Whom I don’t have respect for?
Sandra: Janay fuck you stupid bitch.
Janay: GET THE F**K OUT.
[Security comes and escorts Sandra and Dennis out]
Janay: Now that the garbage is out, Corey do you want to join? You and that pitfall beside you? Because y’all ain’t enjoyable anyway.
Corey: Let’s go, babe. Cause I’m a brother and this about to go left.
[Paris Wildwood walks in]
Paris: Oh my god! Did I miss it? What’s going on here? [looks at Dee]
Dee: It was a nice couples night until Sade, her man, and that long chin lady started being negative.
Paris: Girl bye, I’m sure it was you
Sade: I ain’t did shit, shut up Dee!
Adrianna: Just mess as usual.
Dee: So bitch, this is why I don’t do you. Just leave.
Dee: [to Sade] You sat back and let your man have that attitude for no reason.
Janay: Exactly!
Sade: After your bitch ass cousin called him a different name?
Janay: He was rolling his eyes all night like a bitch, so he got what was coming to him. He could’ve stayed home.
Paris: Y’all always want to gang up on Sade. I get y’all cousins, but are y’all conjoined at the hip now?
Dee: Nobody is ganging up on Sade, but Corey has been rude this whole time. So you need to shut up because you just got here.
Adrianna: Nobody ganging up on her
Paris: Adrianna, shut up bitch.
Sade: Calling my man a bitch? Are you crazy?
[Sade walks around the table]
[Producer Peaches come in and stops her]
Janay: Get these bum bitches out.
Adrianna: Janay, chill.
Janay: [screaming] GET THE F**K OUT!
[Janay snatches mic off]
[Scene ends in chaos and static]
Adrianna Wilder Solo
[Camera pans across Adrianna's Home]
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: For a while, people thought that I was the only child but to be real I’m not. My mother had 4 daughters before she met my father. My dad adopted my sisters when I was 8 years old. Yes, people, I’m the baby!
[Adrianna's sisters arrive]
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: My sisters are some of the most important people in my life. My oldest sister's name is Crystal, 2nd oldest is Lisa, 3rd sister's name is Kim, and the one before me is Melissa.
[Adrianna and her sisters greet her and hug her]
Crystal: So what’s been going on sis catch us up. How is married life?
Adrianna: Everything is honestly great I finally can be happy for once and don’t have to worry about anything.
Lisa: That’s great we are happy you have founded love for once and not someone who just use you.
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: My sister knows the real story about everything I just let these other women make up their own stories.
Kim: I’m happy you can move on from Diddy and finally close that ongoing stupid chapter.
Melissa: That’s one motherfucker that didn’t need to be loved by you.
Adrianna: That’s very much true!
[Scene ends as they all laugh]
Paris Album Release Party
[Camera pans around venue]
[Promo Posters around the venue]
[Paris outfit]
[Janay arrives]
Janay Price Confessional: I didn’t even know the bitch could sing. Honestly, she is looking like she’s selling Walmart lingerie in these posters.
Janay: Hi Paris. Congratulations. [Sits as she waits for Adrianna]
Adrianna: [walks in] Well this is nice. Was this cover made by Picsart? Whew child.
Janay: Hello Adrianna.
[Sandra walks in]
Sandra: Hey ladies.
Adrianna: Hey Sandra, I love your fake Chanel.
Sandra: Don’t you got a fake ass booty.
Adrianna: What about the fake ass kitties you got on your chest?
Janay: Adrianna, don’t waste your time. She needs a moment for a check.
Sandra: I don’t need anything from you.
Adrianna: Let’s go to the bar. [walks with Janay]
Janay: [to Adrianna] That old bitch is miserable, with that long ass chin.
Adrianna: [laughs] But what’s been going on?
Janay: I’ve been good, but Dee and I got into it.
Adrianna: What happened?
Janay: Girl, her and Mama Dee have been acting funny. Mama Dee for a while.
[Sandra walks over]
Sandra: I—
Janay: Bitch! We are having a conversation. Stop being so damn thirsty.
[Sade walks in and waves at fans and paparazzi]
E! News Reporter: Sade we know you heard the album, what can we expect to hear?
Sade: Nothing but amazing music! I’m so proud of Paris!
Paris: Hello Sade! [hugs] You look so beautiful. Definitely serving high fashion like I asked. The other girls not so much, but what’s new?
Sade: You look even better! And what did you expect from them? [Whispers] Especially, Sandra.
Assistant: It’s time for you to go on the stage.
[Paris walks to the stage]
[Taps mic and clears throat as Sade is standing on the side of the stage with her]
Paris: Hello everyone! Thank you all so much for coming. I am so excited for my baby to finally be released into the world. This has been almost 14 years in the making. Many don’t know that before I modeled I was actually a signed artist, but clearly, it wasn’t time for me to break into the music mold. I want to take Sade, Corey, and their amazing team for being so supportive and having so much great input throughout this process it’s truly been a blessing. It’s now time to reveal the album cover
[Sade tears up as Adrianna claps]
Paris: My debut album, “Poison Ivy”, will be available everywhere next Friday! Make sure you guys all go stream it, purchase it, and watch all of the cool music videos. It really means a lot to me and I couldn’t be more than excited to share what it meant to me with the world in hopes of touching lives.
[Shows Tracklist]
Paris: Special shout out to Doja Cat and Lil Kim for hopping on these incredible records. Special shout-out to Diddy for being such a supportive friend and delivering a hot verse as well.
[Adrianna rolls her eyes as Paris speaks about Diddy]
A&R: [walks up] Paris we have one more exciting thing to tell you.
Paris: Oh my god! What is it?
A&R: [Shows plaque] Your single Wild Things is officially certified platinum! Congrats on selling over a million units in a month! You know hold the record of having the fastest-selling debut single of all time of any artist. This is big boo.
[Paris starts crying and holds the plaque as the paparazzi start snapping pics and hug Sade]
[Sade jumps up and down]
Janay: I really didn’t know she could sing.
Adrianna: Auto-tune babe.
Sade: [pops a bottle of champagne and sprays the crowd] PLATINUM BITCH!
[Walks off stage as Bad Boy starts playing and Diddy verse comes on]
The Lyrics plays:
“Was always looked at as a reject
Even got heat for fucking on a couple rejects
Should’ve left them broke bitches in the projects
Next level shit and leave them bitches upset”
[Adrianna drop it low and twerks]
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Not she twerking to the verse that’s dragging her stupid ass.
Sade: I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU PARIS. YOU WORKED HARD!
Paris: Thank you so much Sade. It’s been a long journey.
Adrianna: Well Paris. Congrats babe. Wishing you nothing, but success.
Paris: [flips hair] Thanks boo.
Sade: Y’all, I got an announcement to make.
Paris: Yes?
Sade: So it’s been a rough year. But Corey is so proud of Paris, he wants to celebrate by taking us and our men on a trip!
Corey (Sade’s husband): We going to the motherf**king MALDIVES!
[Paris twerks]
Sade: If Janay can get a permission slip, she can come.
Adrianna: Can Dee come?
Sandra: Not she needs a permission slip.
Janay: I don’t need a permission slip bitch. So watch your tone.
Sade: Awww!
Sandra: Don’t worry Nay. If you’re over 18 you are at the legal age to drink.
Janay: Sandra, stop worrying about me. Your youth is gone. Jealousy is a disease.
Adrianna: I’m going to head out, you ladies have fun.
Janay: Bye love. I don’t have time for this miserable thirsty hag. [walks out]
[Sandra drops to the floor and does a split]
Sade: [grabs bottle] Let’s turn the f**k up!
[Scene ends as Sade and Paris dance and Sandra's titties popping out]
END OF EPISODE
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