The Legendary Housewives of Hidden Hills Season Two stars Eliza Dé’Isnée, Sade Grayson, Megan Kennedy, Janay Price, Adrianna Dakota Ray-Wilder, and Paris Wildwood, while Jean Burruss and Sandra Hudson serve as 'friends of the housewives.' Original cast member, Dee Bell makes guest appearances throughout the season.
TAGLINES
Paris - "This Queen is often imitated, but never intimidated."
Sade - “Adversity may cause some to break, but it made me break records."
Janay - "Test my knowledge, not my patience."
Megan - "My loyalty is to people who never made me question theirs."
Eliza - "The Dame is in town, and SHE is sticking around."
Adrianna - "I may be the most hated, but at least I’m not the clown."
Airport and Bus Ride (continued)
Jean: Adrianna, I apologize for my behavior. I’m sick and tired of this broke and lying whore.
Sade: Who are you yelling at Jean?
Jean: Obviously you, you stupid bitch.
[Sade stands up and throws a pillow]
[Scene ends as everyone gasps]
Adrianna: [grabs Sade} Sade no!!! Wait!
Jean: [gets up] You stupid bitch!
Janay: [grabs Jean] Stop it!
Paris: [moves to side] Sade don’t do it.
Sandra: [to Megan] Damn girl! This is crazy!
Megan: Jean is just dumb and stupid.
Sade: I’m tired of this ugly ass ninja turtle broad.
Paris Wildwood Confessional: I don’t get paid a security salary, honey. And I damn sure am not stopping Jean from getting her ass beat. Get her. Get her again. Get her for me. Wack that bitch.
Jean: [kicks the chair] Fuck you, Sade!
Janay: [restrains Jean] Calm down Jean. You need to think about it. She ain’t worth it. You’re better than this Jean.
Janay Price Confessional: Sade will drag anyone to the gutter with her.
Megan: What the hell? How are we going to make it to NOLA like this?
Sandra: We can’t, Chile.
Jean: These bitches are stupid. Ugh!!
Sade: Shut up you stupid bitch.
Megan Kennedy Confessional: I have never seen Sade behave like this. I understand you are upset. This is not that serious
[Sade sighs]
Janay: [holding Jean] Calm down.
Sade Grayson Confessional: I hate it here.
[The Bus finally stops]
Adrianna: Okay! Ladies!! We are finally here in New Orleans.
Eliza: Thank God!
Adrianna: For the room assignments, I divided y’all into two groups. Group A will be Janay, Jean, and me. Group B will be Sade, Paris, Megan, Sandra, and Eliza. We will have a little seafood lunch soon. So get ready for that ladies.
Sandra: We’ve been on this trip for hours and hell is breaking loose. :
[Jean walks with Janay]
Jean: I’m not going to the Master Class with Sade’s husky ass there.
Janay: I agree with you Jean, Sade is taking shit too far.
Jean: I’m going to the room and rest for the day. It’s too much going on.
Eliza De’Isnee Confessional: I have such a headache listening to these women argue the whole time.
Master Class with Maxine Waters
[Camera shows the bus pulling up to the building]
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: Today, the ladies will get to meet the woman I call my godmother Maxine Waters.
Adrianna: Okay ladies, we are about to go in. Don’t be afraid to ask any questions.
{Adrianna, Megan, and Sade outfits]
Megan Kennedy Confessional: Meeting Maxine Waters is a forever dream of mine. She shows black women can do anything. With her being an American politician serving as the U.S. representative; I am so honored to meet her
Maxine: Hello Ladies and Hello to my god baby Adrianna. Ladies, please have a seat.
Megan: It’s an honor, Ms. Waters.
Maxine: Thank you, ladies. I love to see so many young and successful black women. I have done research on each of you, and I must say, all of you are overflowing with success.
Maxine: I would like to go around the room and for y’all to tell me how you guys started your business Sade please go first.
Sade: I actually got my start from my parents. [looks at girls who have a lot to say about me] They are both oil tycoons and have been even before I was born. I went to school, got my bachelor's and master's then started my company SwiftShip. My inspiration was always my parents, but I wanted to be the next Jeff Bezos. Once the business rocketed, I decided to branch off into entertainment under the direction of my husband Corey.
Maxine: That’s amazing that your parents helped you out in a big way. You was smart enough to turn it around and make your own success. That’s what I call Black Girl Magic baby.
Producer Mo: Why don’t you ever correct the ladies when they say you got your start from Corey?
Sade Grayson Confessional: I don’t have time to get off my throne to address peasants.
Sade: Thank you, ma’am! Black Girls Rock yes Indeed!
Maxine: Okay Megan, can you go, next baby?
Megan: I started my business fresh out of college with barely any help, to be honest, and it was for minority teenage girls that were being overlooked and we help fund them to get to a good school, and then people in the area helped fund us to make it bigger then that’s when I was elected to work for the school board and get to help thousands of less fortunate kids and get them on the correct path to be successful. And now although me and the school board are having some issues now I’m still funding because the situation has always been and will always be bigger than me it’s for the kids. Our future
Maxine: You have a heart for the kids and that’s amazing! Okay Adrianna you can go, next baby.
Adrianna: I have been in the charity scene for a while. My dad handed over his charity to me at 22 and I have been running it ever since. We have raised over 2.5 million dollars this year to feed homeless people and we give toys to children around Christmas time.
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Not to be rude. Why the hell are we at this dumb ass event sharing how we started our businesses? Who cares!
Maxine: Paris would you like to go next?
Paris: Well I moved to New York when I was 18. Started my modeling career a few months in and everything just kind of bloomed from there. After I decided to leave the runway I got offered an amazing deal to produce my own clothing line, which ended up being super successful. I eventually ventured into cosmetics and that also did well. It’s really just been me trying new things and they just so happen to work out just fine.
Maxine: Very good! Well, ladies, I want to talk about how it feels to be successful in a world that thinks black women are nothing! Everyone of them is special and has more talent than anyone I have ever seen.
Maxine: As black women, we are called ghetto and hood rats but none of us display that characteristic today. In order to be successful you have to push yourself to the limits!
Sade: Well I have a question. [moves seat] Actually two!
Maxine: Yes baby.
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: Sade please keep it cute, no drama yet baby.
Sade: What do you think of Black women bleaching their skin? How should we as Black women handle a “sister” who chooses to do that?
[Megan looks]
Maxine: When a black woman bleaches their skin. They just don’t want to be a Black Queen.
Sade: I agree. Okay, so my next question is what do you think of the constant use of the terms “hood” and “ghetto” among each other? Don’t you think that’s us basically weaponizing the stereotypes white people use on us all the time?
Sade Grayson Confessional: …'cause what’s wrong with being GHETTO? When these bitches sleep with men who have numerous baby mamas and treat women like shit — is that filed under “classy”? I mean, I’m just saying. [shrugs]
Maxine: It’s really hurtful to see other black women use those terms. Because white people have used those terms to hurt us and when they use them we are ready to fight. But it isn’t the same reaction for us!
Sade: I agree! I think that’s what makes us beautiful. We are very colorful people in every sense of the word.
Maxine: I think as black women it’s very wrong for us to attack each other. And Adrianna you can go next.
Adrianna: Our sisterhood has been breaking down badly for over a year now. What do you think we could do to get it back on track?
Maxine: As I look around the room I see a lot of strong personalities that have many factors in the sisterhood. I feel like when it counts the most the sisterhood will show up.
Megan: I actually have a question as well [raises hand for a moment].
Maxine: Yes Megan?
Megan: How would you go about someone going so deep to ruin you and your partner's image by saying a person is on drugs and alluding to the fact that your Partner is sexually assaulting minors? And what legal advice would you give me?
Sade: Whew preach, that is common in this group. Attacking solid relationships.
Maxine: You can attack each other all day. But leave the families out of it. This is what I say. When they come for you! Just go after them!
Megan: I’ll take that and pocket it thank you so much.
Paris: Period Maxine.
Maxine: Okay ladies that is for tonight.
Maxine: Thank you for coming and I love my beautiful daughters.
[Scene ends as the girls leaves]
Seafood Soirée Lunch
[Camera pans to the food on the dinner table]
Adrianna: Okay ladies, y’all come in and take a seat!
Megan: That was very empowering.
Adrianna: Yes very! Thank God for that!
Megan: At first, I won’t lie, I thought it was some plan you had for drama based on your past actions. But it was actually a good thing.
Sade: [cracks crab] Hmm Hmm Hmm.
Adrianna: The trip is about sisterhood honestly. To kick off the sisterhood I want to thank Sade for what she said on The Wendy Williams Show.
Sade: You’re welcome. I would never advocate for a woman to be ripped away from her children. [sucks crawfish] EVER!
Megan: Oh I missed it, what did she say?
Paris: So you watched our Wendy interview?
Adrianna: She was very supportive of the things I have going on with Bow Wow. Sade party made the blogs.
[Paris nods and smiles, Sade sips water, and Megan makes a face]
Megan: Well cheers to a new beginning.
Megan Kennedy Confessional: I’m thoroughly taken aback by that information. I just didn’t expect Sade to move on so quickly.
[Clip of Sade ignoring Wendy’s question on her friendship with Megan plays]
Megan: Um… Sade, do we have a problem?
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: The Big Three is on rocks I see… Hmmm.
Sade: [takes a bite out of shrimp] Girl do we?
Megan: I don’t know you dodged the question. Are we not friends?
Sade: You tell me. [looks at Megan]
Megan: I’m not playing the guessing game, be a grown woman, please. Why did you dodge the question?
Sade: Girl the only bitch playing the guessing game is me. Because I know for a fact I’ve been a friend to you. I can’t say you’ve been there for me. I did you a favor by dodging the question.
Megan Kennedy Confessional: You did the interview bitch! Like why is she asking me?
Megan: How can I be there for you, If you won’t let me in?
Paris: Adrianna, look at what your messy ass started.
Adrianna: I didn’t do anything please don’t address me thank you
Sade: Girl I’ve called you so many times. You’re so full of yourself. You only want to be friends with this group. It must be semantics.
Megan: Girl, I’m planning a wedding and fighting with family, my career, and my image.
Sade: I artfully dodged a question. You should be grateful.
We all go through shit, I've been there for you!
Megan: If I missed a call or two I’m sorry, but I have things to do.
Sade: A CALL OR TWO!?
[Several clips of unseen footage of Sade being sent to voicemail play]
Megan: Sade, please. I don’t have the time for this.
Sade: The only person at this table I consider a friend is Paris. She’s been there for me and you haven’t. Point blank.
Sade: You never have time, that’s my point! Go pick out some flowers bitch.
Megan: Really?
Paris Wildwood Confessional: I don’t know what’s going on, so therefore I can’t fix it
[Megan gets up from the table and walks to my room and slams the door]
Sade: As usual, the disappearing act!
Producer Peaches: You have to go back down.
Megan: I’m not fighting with my friend of five-plus years in front of bitches who don’t really give a fuck [crying].
Producer Peaches: I understand you, but you have to face—
Megan: I just asked her to be in my f**king wedding and now I’m not a friend? Get these cameras out of my face and turn off my mic NOW!!!
[Scene ends as Sade swirls lobster in butter garlic]
Essence Festival
[Cameras pans to the bus}
[Outside of Convention Center]
[Adrianna, Janay, Sade, Eliza, and Paris]
Adrianna: Here are the VIP passes.
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: I am so over this trip. I’m ready to go home and see my man and my kids.
[Adrianna, Sade, Eliza, and Paris walk into the building]
Sade: These are some good seats.
Adrianna: Nothing, but the best for the girls.
Announcer: Introducing none other than MARY. J. BLIGEEEEE!!!
[The crowd screams as Mary performs]
[Adrianna screams]
Sade: C’mon Maryyyyy!
[Mary J. Blige does the two-step and exits as the crowd cheers for her]
[Erykah Badu enters the stage]
Janay: Erykah is giving me life. I love to sit back and have some fun.
Adrianna: Most definitely is a vibe!
Sade: [whispers to Paris] It takes music for all of us to get along.
Erykah Badu: Thank you Essence Festival!!!
[The Festival ends as the ladies start to get back on the bus]
[Sade gets into a private car]
[The bus arrives at the restaurant]
[Adrianna gets off the bus and holds onto her purse tightly]
[Sandra waiting inside the restaurant]
Sandra: How was the concert ladies?
Paris: Cute. [starts texting]
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: Some of these girls will always be bitter and ungrateful.
Janay: It was fun, I definitely enjoyed myself.
Janay Price Confessional: Sooooo, are we not going to talk about Sandra's sudden hair change?
[The waiter brings out drinks]
[Car pulls up]
Sade: I’m here babe.
Corey: Alright, love you. Call me when you leave.
Sade: I will. Love you too. [Gets out] Ugh, ghetto.
[Sade walks into the restaurant and sits next to Paris]
Paris: Hey boo.
Sade: Hey sweetie.
Adrianna: Where’s Megan?
Paris: Megan left early honey.
Sade: Good riddance! Where’s the drink at?
Adrianna: Oh that’s great!
Janay Price Confessional: Not there’s trouble in the Big Three.
Sade: Can we get some drinks over here!?
Sandra: Can I do the chocolate milk with no syrup?
Sade Grayson Confessional: Sandra is so damn ghetto.
Adrianna: So, I think there are some things that need to be handled.
[Paris and Sandra turn their heads]
Adrianna: Eliza…?
Eliza: Yes?
Adrianna: You said something that doesn’t sit too well with me. You said a term that is very much an issue to the LGBTQ+ community.
Eliza: Oh honey…
Sade: Well, Adrianna I know you take that personally, [sips drinks] aren’t you a lesbian?
Paris: True tea.
[flashes to article]
Paris: I want to know why Adrianna is so concerned about something that was said to me and my husband.
[Janay texts]
Adrianna: It doesn’t matter the f-word should never be used that’s like Paris saying the N-word.
Eliza: Adrianna, are you asking about this just to deflect from how rushed this trip has been?
[Sandra places her hands on Janay’s shoulder, Janay brushes Sandra’s fingers off her]
Janay Price Confessional: Sandra better keep them lunch lady hands off me.
Adrianna: Eliza, I feel we should talk about it.
Sade: Adrianna, you can say it if you want, you’re part of that community. Queen Pussy!
Paris: I’m just lost as to why she’s so concerned.
Adrianna: Sade, I have literally said I was bisexual boo.
Paris: Girl bye.
Adrianna: Is this turning into another Adrianna attack… oh wow!
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Bisexual? Girl, you’re bipolar if anything. They’re not the same boo. Check Websters.
Eliza: I’m not attacking you Adrianna, but you are asking a question about something that has nothing to do with you?
Paris: “Adrianna attack?” Now you just wait one minute because you brought this up.
Sade: You tried to attack Eliza, nice try. Find something better to do. [points at a stud walking by the table] Go ask Mr. Mamas over there if you can ride his strap-on.
Paris: Eliza calling my husband the F word had nothing to do with Adrianna, but here you are needing a moment pretending to be concerned.
Sade: Oop, not the sandbox is getting spicy!
Adrianna: This is my point so y’all can bring up whatever y’all want when I do its a big issue. Cute.
Eliza: I don’t bring anything up.
Paris: Girl have a seat you just needed a moment.
Adrianna: Paris, why are you here? I’m confused.
Paris: Because you invited me hoe.
Adrianna: No Sade invited you.
Sade: At this point, Paris is here! So, cheers to the long-ass Essence Festival Weekend!
Adrianna: Girl shut up, you white bitch.
Paris: Here you go like you never had taken a white dick before.
Sade: The white girl is clearing, let’s be honest. [claps softly]
Sandra: Hmm hmm. Paris get Adrianna.
Paris: Sandra let me handle this.
Adrianna: Paris you always want to bring up irrelevant shit. Let it go Casper the Ghost.
Sade: Paris you must be Casper for real because you spook bitches.
Paris: You’ve got plenty of ghosts sitting up in that hole of yours. Fully of lucky kids that didn’t make it to the promised land, or in your case, the sunken place. The kids that got away honey.
[Sandra, Eliza, Janay, and Sade all gasp]
Adrianna: It’s the way this bitch can’t even have a kid, but love to talk about someone else. Them eggs don’t work remember that.
Paris: Girl bye, you’ve had more STDS than jobs at this point. Running around town with a loose hole throwing it at anybody who can take your account out of the negative.
Sade: Oh Adrianna. Shut the f**k up. We don’t want to hear that disgusting shit!
Adrianna: You probably got AIDS bitch moving on.
Eliza: AIDS!?
Paris: I’m sorry this is just so disgusting. First, my eggs don’t work and now I have AIDS? Where is your class you ugly bitch.
Adrianna: Have a baby the natural way then we can talk Paris.
Paris: Make sure yours aren’t missing any chromosomes next time.
Janay Price Confessional: Paris needs to stop talking about children knowing her pussy is broken.
Sade: Adrianna that’s not a read, that’s low. But you want to talk about Eliza. Hypocritical ass hoe!
[Janay’s phone rings]
Janay: Yeah. Come in, we’re in the back.
[Dee Bell walks in]
Dee: Well hello ladies.
Adrianna: Yesss. [hugs her]
Eliza: Well, I’ll be damned!
Paris: Anyway, ladies.
Sandra: Well well well well Dee Belllll.
Eliza: Girl, you don’t know her.
Dee: Sade Biggums Grayson.
Sade: So Dee… how was prison?
Dee: It was a nice vacation away from you
Sade: Awwww, welcome back!
Paris: I know you loved being in there.
Dee: Thank you, Sade. You’re still alive, Pairs? How unfortunate.
Paris: As always boo. I see you barely made it out.
Dee Bell Confessional: I’m back bitches!!!
Dee: Can I get a menu?
Sade: Dee girl eat up! This must be a luxury compared to the slop they serve in jail.
[Sandra sits beside Dee and Janay]
Sandra: So nice to see you again Dee. [grabs some of Janay’s bread]
Janay: I’m about tired of you. Sandra, bitch what is your problem?
Eliza: Sandra, do not touch other people’s food! You’re nasty!
Janay: Sandra has no class.
Eliza: Janay you look like you’re still in class don’t even-
Janay: Go join your husband.
Adrianna: This is too much…
Sade: I'm so done with these ladies... All y'all ever do is––
[Lightning strikes and the lights go out and the ladies scream]
END OF EPISODE
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