The Legendary Housewives of Hidden Hills Season Two stars Eliza Dé’Isnée, Sade Grayson, Megan Kennedy, Janay Price, Adrianna Ray-Wilder, and Paris Wildwood, while Jean Burruss and Sandra Hudson serve as 'friends of the housewives.'
TAGLINES
Paris - "This Queen is often imitated, but never intimidated."
Sade - “Adversity may cause some to break, but it made me break records."
Janay - "Test my knowledge, not my patience."
Megan - "My loyalty is to people who never made me question theirs. "
Eliza - "The Dame is in town, and SHE is sticking around."
Adrianna - "I may be the most hated, but keep things interesting."
Megan Kennedy Solo
[Camera pans to the restaurant in Beverly hills]
[Megan walks in]
Worker: Hello, how can I help you?
Megan: Yes my name is Megan and I have a reservation for 7:30.
Worker: I see it right here I’ll have you sit over here.
Megan: Ok and my finance is like 5 minutes away so he’s coming soon [sits].
Worker: That’s fine I’ll bring some samples out in just a second.
[Tyler walks in]
Tyler: Hey baby, you look good.
Megan: Thank you, baby! You look sexy. [Tyler sits down]
Megan: She just said she’s gonna bring out some appetizers.
Megan Kennedy Confessional: After the trip, I and Sade left it rocky and I haven’t spoken to her since we left. However, I’m still a little hurt and confused about what happened. So I need Tyler here for me.
Tyler: I feel like you have been busy ever since you came back from the trip.
Megan: Yea I’ve been trying to work a little more because this wedding isn’t gonna be cheap but the weirdest thing happened on this trip.
Worker: Here you guys go [Appetizer arrives]
Megan: Thank you.
Megan: I and Sade are now in a weird place and I don’t even know why, but I wish we could work it out.
Tyler: Well you know she and Corey are like family, so you gotta fix it.
Megan: But we can’t be friends or family if she’s saying I’m not here for her and all of that
Tyler: Babe…
Megan: Don’t try to defend her.
Tyler: No babe you aren’t here for anyone almost. You haven’t been the nicest person to be around. How many times have you left the house because of something petty?
Megan Kennedy Confessional: Tyler almost never understands me and deems a lot as petty, but as a fiancée…. Why is my fiancé at the strip club every other day? Like he sounds ridiculous.
Megan: Really?
Tyler: For example, you and my mom, when are y'all going to talk it out?
Megan Kennedy: Me and Tyler's mom haven’t had the smoothest road.
Megan: [Gets up] I didn’t come here to fight with you.
Janay Price Solo
[Walks into Dealership]
Janay: Hi Jenni [hugs her]
Janay Price Confessional: I left my car back in Atlanta. So with this new position at Dee programming, I can get myself something... Cute [winks]
Jenni: Hey love, what brings you in today?
Janay: I want an i8 [smiles]
Jenni: An i8? [shocked] You got moneyyyyyy!
Janay: And do!
[Janay walks around it, gets inside and sits]
Janay: This is so me! I want it. But can I get it wrapped?
Jenni: Yes we can get it wrapped. We can talk about that at my desk [walks to desk]
[Janay and Jenni walks to the desk... Jenni types]
Jenni: So your total with a wrap will be.... $175,000.
Janay: Can I get it in pink?
Jenni: Yes you can. How would you like to pay? Finance, or lease?
Janay: Card [pulls out Amex Centurion Card]
Janay: Cha-Ching! [As the card swipes]
[TIME PASSES BY]
Jenni: Alright, here are the keys to your brand-new car.
Janay: Thank you so much, Jenni! [walks to the car]
Janay Price Confessional: I can't wait to pull up in this and have the girls hating! [laughs]
[Janay gets into the car and drives off]
Janay: [singing] "That's when I hop out the pink on pink!"
Paris vs Janay
[Camera pans to the restaurant]
Paris Wildwood Confessional: I'm not sure why, I'm here to meet Janay, but whatever honey.
Janay: Hello [smiles] I asked you to come here because I don't understand how we got off on the wrong foot. You just always seem like you don't like me.
Paris: I really don't like you if we're being honest [sips drink]. Look, Janay, in this group, we don't babysit. Everyone has their indifferences with Dee. And when you waltz up in here saying that are her cousin and causing drama, it's a turn-off for me.
Janay: And that's fine. You just need to learn to keep it cute. I didn't do anything to your ass. So whatever energy that you're on, you need to change it. I didn't bring drama. You and your posse wanted to grill me, but I'm not a weak bitch that's gonna sit there.
Paris: Nobody wanted to grill you! We just had some questions to ask, if you felt grilled, you are just a weak bitch!
Janay: Why were you so hostile? Better yet, why are you so hostile? You need to calm down. I'm telling you that I don't have an issue with you.
Janay Price Confessional: Paris frail ass [laughs]. She scares nobody
Paris: Little girl! Nobody has gotten hostile with you yet. You are just so ready to pipe up and argue that you can't think.
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Someone PLEASE get this irrelevant bitch out of my face.
Janay: Who's arguing? You're the one getting pissy. You're getting red. It's nice that you actually have some pigmentations.
Paris: I always do love. Not quite sure what that was supposed to mean anyway. The only thing that's red is this Chanel baby. [Places it on the table] Get yourself one of these honey.
Janay: Baby that ain't nothing [Places Birkin on the table] Continue to suck that man so you can get one of these. [stands up] I don't have time for a hateful bitch like you. I hope Eliza whips your ass.
[Janay throws drink at Paris]
Paris: You classless bitch! Why don't you go put some money on Dee's book you rat!
Janay Price Confessional: The was a waste of time, I came there to smooth things over with the bitch. But she ain't shit, just like that ghostly ass makeup she thinks is cute.
Paris: UGLY BITCH!
Janay: [Gets into car] F**k you, Casper ass bitch! [drives off]
Paris Wildwood Solo
[Camera pans to Paris home]
Paris Wildwood Confessional: So my album has been finalized and I'm so excited to announce the first single! It's called "Wild Things" and I think it's really going to do numbers.
[A&R Christie, knocks on the door]
Charles: Hi honey! Are you excited?
Paris: Am I? This is what, 14 years in the making? I’m just glad to finally be putting something out.
Charles: Yes I agree. So let’s talk marketing strategies. We are going to upload the teaser video on all social media platforms to introduce it to the world. I was thinking you and Charles could film a sexy little TikTok or something to help promote it.
Paris: [Laughs] That’s a great idea but I don’t think he’s going to want to do that. We haven’t spoken in 4 days.
Charles: What?! Why?
Paris: There’s a lot going on that I’m trying to sort through mentally. He’s unsure if he wants to be a father and things got pretty ugly between us. We yelled at each other and he took his stuff and slept on the couch. After I came back from Tahoe, I come back home and he’s just not even acknowledging me at all. So I packed majority of my things and moved in here for the time being.
Charles: So is this… a separation?
Paris: No I don’t know we’re just not living together as of now. I’m not sure what is going on.
Charles: So a separation?
Paris: [Tears up] I guess you could say that, yes.
Charles: If you want to push any release dates back we can.
Paris: No no no. It’s best that I focus on my work right now. Moping around the house isn’t going to fix a thing.
Charles: Well then, let’s get ready to start releasing some music.
Paris: [Smiles] Let’s do it.
Sade Grayson Solo
[Camera pans to New York, where Sade is fresh off The Wendy Williams Show]
[Walks into the building and goes on elevator]
Sade: Hi Janice!
Janice: [stands up] Mrs. Grayson! What a surprise!
Sade: [hugs] It’s good to see you, love.
Janice: It's great to see you. How’s your Mother-in-law recovering?
Sade: She is doing much better thanks for asking.
Janice: What brings you to New York? Is she back home already?
Sade Grayson Confessional: NYC is home for Corey and I. Even when we made the move to California, we couldn’t let go of our amazing lawyer. His whole firm is an extended family, even Janice his receptionist.
[Ben Crump walks out and pretends to hit Sade]
Ben: This is what the girls be doing to you?
Sade: [laughs] Ben you are dumb. [hugs]
Ben: Come into my office so we can chat.
Janice: Can you let Pete know we will reschedule for tomorrow?
Janice: Sure! Nice to see you, sweetie. [Sade and Ben walk to his office]
Ben: So, we formally filed your request to drop any charges against Dee Bell. -hands Sade paperwork-
Sade: [looks at paperwork] Ugh, finally! I’m so tired of this stupid ass case and the aftermath.
Ben: I know. Now I’m not promising anything. You didn’t press the charges, so your recommendation and request to have them dropped may not hold weight.
Sade: That’s perfectly fine. But this will hopefully help her get less time. She should be home with her son. That cousin that she left to tend to him is a child herself.
Ben: I'm prepared to have Janay served as well. Just waiting on your say so.
Sade: To be quite honest, she’s so irrelevant and the least of my concern. It was Corey’s idea to serve her a cease and desist. I have bigger fish to fry than her.
Ben: Understood.
Sade Grayson Confessional: I just HAD to stay in New York another day to get an opportunity to have this meeting. This NOLA trip is in a couple of days and I’m ready for whatever. If anybody tries me — It’s over.
Ben: Now I was able to get my hands on something you might find very helpful. [slides more paperwork over table and smiles]
Sade: [picks up paperwork and starts lightly laughing] Oh, this is good.
Ben: Ain't it?
[Scene ends dramatically]
Eliza De'Isnee Solo
[Camera pans outside of Eliza's house as she screams in excitement]
Eliza De'Isnee Confessional: I am shocked!
Eliza: Jeremiah come look!
Jeremiah: [Enters the room] Mom! What the heck is all of this?
Eliza: Boy What did I TELL YOU ABOUT TALKING TO ME THAT WAY?
Eliza De'Isnee Confessional: My new line of designs by de'Isnee just shipped to the house! Didn't I mention my new lifestyle and leisure line?
Eliza: Jeremiah go unwrap some of the clothes and model them for me, I need to see them!
[Jeremiah returns wearing Designed by DeIsnee]
Eliza. Awww, Look at my boy! So cute!
Jeremiah: Agh chill mom! Damn!
Eliza: What'd I tell you about that?! You better respect my house!
The Big Three (Wedding Shop)
[Camera pans around Wedding shop]
Megan Kennedy Confessional: Glad my girls are present to help find a dress for my wedding. It's very crucial I find the right dress.
[Sade waits inside]
[Paris Arrives]
Megan: Hey boo!
Paris: Hey girlies! It's felt like so long since I've seen y'all/
Megan: I know right? Lake Tahoe was a mess!
Sade: Girl they don't know how to act!
Paris: And never do!
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Note to self: Don't invite broke bitches on luxury trips.
Paris: Let me tell y'all this!
[Megan sits up}
Paris: I met up with Janay the other day and this bitch wanted to talk about why I didn't like her and I told her the truth. so her response instead of receiving was to throw a drink at me.
Megan: She did what? [leans back]
Paris: yes girl, she lost her damn mind. She's such a fat ass cunt.
Sade Grayson Confessional: When white girls say 'cunt,' they're MAD!
Megan: This is too much. These girls got problems.
Sade: You ain't lying.
Megan: While I got you here Paris. I have a question for you Paris.
Paris: Yes?
Megan: Will you be my bridesmaid?
Paris: [gasps] OMG! Megan of course I'd be honored.
[Sade looks confused]
Paris: What's wrong Sade?
Sade: I already assumed I was one chile.
Megan: Girl! Of course, you are!
Paris: Oh girl! [laughs] I'm about to slay this bridesmaid dress, honey.
[Assistant brings out wedding dress sample]
Sade: Oh wow!
Paris: Beautiful!
Megan: Could this be the one?
[Scene ends with the girls smiling]
Adrianna Wilder Solo
[Camera pans towards Adrianna's home]
Deontay: Are you excited about this trip to N.O.L.A. It’s about to be Essence Festival weekend. Don’t turn this trip into a Girls' Trip movie.
Adrianna: Babe honestly with this group we will never have that much fun [laugh] that's why I decided to get two houses we going to have Group A in one house and Group B in another house.
Deontay: That is very smart. But baby how do you think you and Megan going to get along?
Adrianna: I mean I don’t like that bitch because she shouldn’t have brought the kids up Periodt! I don’t have anything else for that bitch. Now if that bitch wants to make something shake we most definitely can get down.
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: Like I have said before Megan is the most irrelevant bitch. She a drug addict and she need help. She needs to close her legs to the rich white man [sip Red Bull]
[Adrianna gets a notification and sees Sade talking to Wendy Williams]
Adrianna: Omg this is so nice of her! I didn’t think she thought of me in this way.
Deontay: I told you just give Sade a chance she will come around.
Adrianna: I most definitely want to talk to her on the trip [still packing].
Deontay: But let us go get some food!
[Scenes ends with them kissing]
Airport and Bus Ride
[Camera pans to the outside of Jet]
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: Today is the kick-off to our fabulous girls’ trip to N.O.L.A. for Essence Festival. I’m so excited about this trip because I have wonderful things planned for girls.
[Adrianna, Sandra, Janay}
Adrianna: Hey ladies!!
Sandra: Hey, Adrianna. Looking good as usual.
Janay: Hey babe. We just got done with Lake Tahoe, and now we’re off to another trip.
Adrianna: Sandra, you were in and out. Where were you at Lake Tahoe?
Sandra: I had an important case to handle.
[Jean arrive]
Janay: Hey Auntie [hugs and kisses]
Jean: Hey niece.
Adrianna: I’m surprised you even came Jean.
Jean: I wasn’t, but I will not let Sade get the best of me.
Jean Burruss Confessional: Even though Sade’s fat ass is a flip-flopping snake. I will try to enjoy myself on this trip.
Sandra: Jean, I don’t think Sade is that concerned with you.
Jean: Sandra Cheeks I don’t need nor want your opinion.
[Adrianna and Janay snickers]
[Eliza arrive]
Eliza: The Dame is here!!!
Adrianna: Eliza, you look lovely.
Eliza: I know [laughs]. How are you doing Jean?
Jean: I'm doing fine. Thank you for asking.
[Janay rolls her eyes]
Janay Price Confessional: Eliza, looks very conservative, to say the least. I’m starting to think Paris was right. Maybe she is on some strong medication.
Eliza: [reaches out to Sandra for hugs} Hello Sandra.
[Megan and Sade arrive]
Megan: The beauty queens are here!
Eliza: Hey, Big… Two? Where’s the other one?
Sade: She’s coming, Paris had a last-minute business meeting.
Eliza: Good for her.
Megan: She will be missed!
Adrianna: Hey Sade!
Sade: [looks up and down] Hey.
Adrianna: Hey ladies, hope y’all are ready for NOLA! Now let’s get on the jet and get this girls’ trip started.
[The girls cheer]
[They walk into the Jet]
Janay: [To Jean] I hope these hoes keep their life together.
[Sade puts AirPods in and checks emails]
[The Jet takes off]
FOUR HOURS LATER!!!
Adrianna: Wake up ladies! We have landed and we are here! The bus is outside.
[Sandra wakes up from snoring]
[Everyone gets off the Jet and goes onto the bus]
Jean: Where are we staying Adrianna, I need more sleep.
Megan: I think a Hotel.
Sade: Jean you can sleep in the yard.
Jean: Quiet Sade!
Adrianna: We’re not staying at a hotel, we are staying in a house.
Eliza De’Isnee Confessional: Now personally, I like staying in a house over a hotel. It’s cozy. But some of these ladies with their new money might not be able to handle the smaller accommodations… [coughs] SANDRA!
Megan: I don’t mind what room I have as long, it's one of the best-looking one.
Eliza: Anyway ladies! Adrianna, I hope you don’t mind, but I actually have a surprise for all of us waiting at the house!
Sandra: As long as we’re not staying in the hood.
Janay Price Confessional: Sandra is an unbearable bitch. This is going to be a long trip.
Megan: Jean, how are the twins doing?
Jean: The twins are doing just fine!
Sade: You pretending to still have your life together?
Jean: Sade, I didn’t say one negative about you or your ugly ass husband.
Sade: You got one more time to talk about my husband you hideous bitch.
Adrianna: Lord, can y’all not start?
Jean: I don’t like your hefty ass.
Sade: Bitch f**k you! We don’t like you either, the f**k?
[Megan sighs and looks out the window]
Jean: Sade, you husky linebacker, I KNOW YOU AREN’T TALKING TO ME!
Sade: Bitch, I am talking to YOU, so what’s good?
Jean: Why are you even here?
Sade: Jean why are YOU here? Nobody likes your anti-black ass.
Eliza: Sade don’t worry, nobody’s thinking about Jean’s stupid ass. Except maybe her dealer.
Janay: Eliza, Butt out.
Eliza: Sade’s my friend, I’ll defend her, and why do you care Janay? As far as I’m concerned YOU have NO friends in this group.
Janay Price Confessional: I’m sick of Eliza
Janay: Eliza bitch. I’m tired of hearing your skeleton ass cackling at every event. Sit down and shut the hell up sometimes.
Jean: Adrianna, I apologize for my behavior. I’m sick and tired of this broke and lying whore.
Sade: Who are you yelling at Jean?
Jean: Obviously you, you stupid bitch.
[Sade stands up and throws a pillow]
[Scene ends as everyone gasps]
TO BE CONTINUED…
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