The Legendary Housewives of Hidden Hills Season Two stars Eliza Dé’Isnée, Sade Grayson, Megan Kennedy, Janay Price, Adrianna Dakota Ray-Wilder, and Paris Wildwood, while Jean Burruss and Sandra Hudson serve as 'friends of the housewives.'
TAGLINES
Paris - "This Queen is often imitated, but never intimidated."
Sade - “Adversity may cause some to break, but it made me break records."
Janay - "Test my knowledge, not my patience."
Megan - "My loyalty is to people who never made me question theirs."
Eliza - "The Dame is in town, and SHE is sticking around."
Adrianna - "I may be the most hated, but at least I’m not the clown."
Eliza & Paris Lunch
[Eliza Walks in]
Eliza : [to the Host] Hi, yes I have a reservation for under “dé’Isnée”
Host: Yes, right this way.
Eliza De’Isnee Confessional: I’ll admit, it’s a bit nerve-racking… I haven’t had a sit down with Paris in a long time. And honey by the end, we were both standing, all up in each other’s faces cussing each other out. The good old days… you had to be there!.
Eliza Confessional: But, all jokes aside, I’m feeling excited to finally clear the air with her. Let’s make things right.
[Paris Wildwood walks in]
Paris: Hellooo. [sits down] What brings us here today?
Paris Wildwood Confessional: I’m only meeting with the bitch because I was hungry.
Eliza: Well, first and foremost. I thought it was time for us to talk for real. Woman to Woman.
Paris: [slightly chuckles] Well, alright.
Eliza: So we surprisingly got along really well on the trip. I appreciated that.
Paris: Yes. It was one of those rare times when we were not at each other’s throats.
Eliza: You know it’s been an absolute whirlwind since I lost Michael and you have insulted my husband before he passed. So the fact that we could connect just felt good!.
Paris: Yes, it was nice. I can admit that I kind of acted out at the events, but I think it was just another dig.
Eliza De’Isnee Confessional: A dig nobody dug.
Eliza: Well, I accept your admittance.
Paris: So what really brings us here? I just feel like you’re playing nice and dancing around the rest issue here. You can be honest [smiles] I’m not going to smack you or anything.
Eliza: I think it’s time we bury the hatchet. That starts with a few apologies.
Paris: Okay, so what do you want to apologize for?
Eliza: [chuckles] I think I’m the one who deserves the apology….
Paris: About what, sweetie?
Eliza: Everything you’ve said about my husband. Before his death, after his death, how I planned his death, how I’m living it up with his money, and that’s all one big fallacy.
Eliza: It’s a huge slap in the face to our relationship because my MARRIAGE was an institution.
Paris: Well, unfortunately, I believe the things I’ve said to be true. I’m not one to throw digs out there. I can’t go back on something I feel is true.
Eliza: Are you kidding me? That’s really low down, even for you.
[Waiter comes over to take orders]
Eliza: We’re going to need a few minutes.
Paris: It’s my truth, boo. Take it or leave it.
Eliza: Well, I will leave it. Just like you can leave everything I said about your husband being gay.
Paris: Well, too bad yours is maggot food.
Eliza: And yours is fa**ot food.
[Other diners turn around in shock]
Paris: Here we go with that word again.
Eliza De’Isnee Confessional: Yeah… that was a mistake.
Paris: You are such a homophobic slut.
Eliza: I am a proud ally. My son is a member of the community.
Paris: You are a tired ass bitch. You just insulted the entire community with that word. You will pay. You dumb little cunt bitch.
Paris: And how does your son feel about you using the F word as an insult to my husband? This is your second time.
Eliza: My son loves me despite my flaws. Your husband hates your flawed vagina because he can’t stick it up his ass!
Paris: I’m sure he’s embarrassed to know his mother is a sick, widowed, broke, homophobic little bitch that walks around screaming slurs at the very people she claims to support.
Eliza: I DO SUPPORT HIM. THAT’S MY SON!
Paris: Have you ever called him that word? I’m sure coming out was a risk to his life in his household.
Eliza: Don’t worry about my son’s well-being, he was welcomed with open arms
Paris: I think someone needs to investigate to make sure he didn’t suffer any abuse at your hands when he came out. I mean you’re really sick. Beating sons and killings husbands. What’s next?
Eliza: Okay Parishhh. Have a nice day.
[Eliza walks away and flips Paris off]
Paris: [mic’d] Her face is literally shriveling up and rotting. Grief does not look good on her. All that money and can’t hire an esthetician. Her husband’s rotting flesh is fresher than her spoiled ass face.
[Paris gets into car and drives off as the scene ends]
Megan Kennedy Solo
[Camera pans to the living room]
[Tyler walks in]
Tyler: Babe!
Megan: Yes?
Tyler: I just got a long text from my mother saying you were yelling at her.
Megan: I didn't! I stood up for myself!
Tyler: But that's my mother!
Tyler: You cannot disrespect her and expect us to sleep at night acting like everything is hunky dory and shits and giggles
Megan: So it's okay for her to disrespect me! Your partner! SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR WIFE! Tyler, get the f*ck out, I cannot believe you at this moment!
Tyler: I cannot believe you! I'm so disgusted at this moment. Seriously look at you and your attitude! It's a turn-off.
Megan: DUDE! Are you kidding me Tyler you're supposed to be my husband... like really I can't [shuts laptop and gathers things]
Tyler: I don't mean any harm, but you don't do things like that!
Megan: Turn the cameras off and take this mic off!
Megan: [mic'd] We won't make it down the aisle if he speaks like that again!
Producer Peaches: Get back out and talk.
Megan: No! [Slams door and locks it]
[Scene ends with Megan crying]
Take Off & Partial Arrival
Sade Grayson Confessional: If anybody needs this trip, it’s ME! And you know what? After that travesty of Adrianna’s NOLA trip. These girls deserve it too. Let’s show ‘em how The Graysons do it!
[Camera pans to the plane]
Corey: [kicks up feet] This shit is fire!
[Paris and Charles arrive]
Paris: I am excited!
Sade: [runs up to Paris and Charles] My family! [hugs] I’m so glad y’all got here first. I was hoping I ain’t have to have small talk with a bitch I ain’t like.
Paris: Yes girl! I’m glad we could be first.
[Adrianna and Janay arrive]
Janay: Ohhhh, futuristic. I love it. Hey y’all [waves]
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: Another trip with Sade & Paris. We not going to make it to the end!
Janay Price Confessional:
Producer: This is a couples trip. Do you not have a date?
Janay: I don’t need a man, but I will be having someone join me.
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Please don’t let me have to choke anyone on this trip.
Eliza: Hey ladies!
Sade: Eliza baby you always look so… cold.
Paris: [laughs] Oh my god, Eliza. Honey, you didn’t invite me to the disco party.
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Looking like Pimp-C in drag. A mess as always.
Eliza: Well I have more sense than to invite you anywhere ever again! [smizes] Anyway y’all I have someone I’d like you to meet
Janay: Oop [pulls out flask]
[Eliza walks in with her friend Dom]
Dom: Hello ladies.
Sade: Dom!!
Janay: Who is this man?
Paris: Is this the stylist?
Sade: [hugs Dom] So happy you can come!
Eliza De’Isnee Confessional: I have a new man in my life!
Janay Price Confessional: They look… Hood Rich.
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: Well on the good side she can’t kill him to get insurance money.
Eliza: Y’all this is Dom, he’s actually been helping me with the launch of designed BY dé’Isnée!
Paris: Yes Assistant! [smiles]
Janay: Damn Eliza, I thought you found a man!
Dom: Well… Let’s hope she decides by the end of this trip if she got a man or not…
Eliza: DOM!
Paris: Not she doesn’t know.
Corey: [daps Dom] I hear that bro.
Eliza: I have this rule I don’t break about not dating employees…
Paris: Well I don’t think you’re his type anyway honey. [giggles]
Dom: So, I broke her, so she’d break that rule.
Paris: [chokes on drink] Alright…
Eliza De’Isnee Confessional: I can’t stand him… He ain’t wrong though
[Tasha walks in]
Janay: Everyone this is my friend Tasha.
Eliza: Janay you’re into women now!?
Paris: I ain’t know she was gay.
Janay: I’ve been into women, where have you been? I see you have on from corpses, Miss Eliza.
Eliza: Dom and I are seeing how this trip goes.
Janay: So you take a man you’re not dating on a couples trip? Smart.
Eliza: Girl mind your pussy-licking business.
Janay: Mr. Dom.. were you hired?
Dom: We actually met through her new line. I’m the publicist, she’s been in New York with me all this time.
[Jean walks in]
Jean: Hey ladies.
Janay: [snaps] Yes bitch! [hugs Jean]
Adrianna: Well!
Sade: [whispers] Oh the help.
Jean Burruss Confessional: The last time I was here, Sade was speaking very negatively about me, but I’m not going to address her at the moment.
Adrianna: Jean where is your man?
Jean: He’s at home Adrianna what about yours?
Adrianna: He is right next to me.
Deontay: Hello, Jean!
Janay: Jean you ain’t see him.
Jean: She has a new man every year, so I barely noticed this one.
Janay Price Confessional: Something is off with my Auntie Jean. Something is not right.
[Sandra walks in]
Eliza De'Isnee Confessional: Oh God! Look who brought their cheap ass here!
Sandra: Hey girls! Ready to have some fun?
Adrianna: Yes Sandra. I love the outfit.
Janay: [to Tasha] What the hell is she wearing?
Sade: Alright ladies! We’re getting ready to take off. This flight is a little over 18 hours. Sooo. Get comfortable! There’s plenty of food and liquor available. Help yourselves.
[Paris puts on a face mask as Jean walks by]
Sade: There’s also a full shower. Cause somebody is musty!
[Scene fades as the ladies rest]
Sade: WAKE UP LADIES!
Tasha (Janay’s Friend): We here?
Sade: To reach our final destination… We gotta get on about it. Hope y’all don’t get sea
[All of the ladies wake up and walk onto the yacht]
Paris: [looks around] This is LUXURY!
Corey: You know how we do!
Sade: I know y’all are hungry. There’s food on level two.
Janay Price Confessional: This bitch rented a yacht to take us to the island. [laughs] Only Sade.
Paris: Janay, hamburger or hotdog?
Janay: I’ll take something more seasoned.
Paris: Janay, I think they have sandwiches and juice boxes down there for you and her.
Janay: [to Tasha] Why is this long-faced woman talking to me?
Jean: Sade the food looks amazing, you did something right this time.
Sade: Hopefully your surgeon gets it right next time.
Jean: F you Sade, I never had any major surgery, unlike your busted-up Miss Piggy-shaped body.
Jean Burruss Confessional: Sade is a weak bitch, she has my twins staying over and think she can talk to me however she wants.
Janay: C’mon ladies let's have some sisterhood.
Eliza: I agree with you on that one.
Adrianna: That’s always the goal. But it never happens.
Paris: Sisterhood? [giggles]
Adrianna: Never been a sisterhood in this circle, that’s funny.
Janay: Yes. I know you probably can’t relate, but SIS-TER HOOD. [smiles at Paris]
Sandra: Right Paris! These girls want to act like hood rats.
Paris: Sandra, I don’t need your two cents.
Janay: Sandra, I love that you are identifying as your true self now [claps]
Eliza De’Isnee Confessional: I know the bitch from the sewer isn’t calling us hood rats.
Paris: Hoodrats? You must be the ring leader, Sandra.
Sandra: I am not a hood rat.
Paris: You said it not me [smirks]
Eliza: Sandra weren’t you homeless just last year bitch?
Paris: Plucked right off of Skid Row.
Janay: On that corner in Crenshaw.
Sandra: Well, aren’t you "rich" Eliza? [fakes smiles]
Eliza: I am, you need some money, I’m good for it
Janay: Y’all know she ain’t lucid right now. She still thinks she comes from money.
Eliza: Sandra, if you need a loan we can write you a check. As for Adrianna, I don’t know.
Adrianna: Don’t start with me, you keep messing with Sandra.
Eliza: Adrianna didn’t do anything on that trip we just got back from.
Adrianna: And you need to worry about healing yourself.
Eliza: Did you pay for anything on that trip? Hell Paris paid for our house! What did you pay for?
Paris: Had to get us out of the projects honey.
Eliza: Cause my girl invited me. Why are YOU here Adrianna?
Janay: Projects? [smugs]
Paris: Yes the projects. You should know what those look like.
Adrianna: Don’t you need to gay hate someone?
Eliza: Don’t you hate half the bitches here? Im shocked you can be around Paris and Jean today!
Jean: I NEVER BLEACHED MY SKIN!
Adrianna: Eliza, bitch, please. You're just mad because I called your ass out!
Eliza: And I called your ass on being broke!
Jean: Eliza, what have you worked for? What have you worked for? Other than lying on your nasty lizard back.
Eliza: Adrianna, even if I did kill my husband, at least I don’t go around eating for me and my husband like you. [flashes to Adrianna eating during arguments]
Adrianna: Bitch you are wearing winter clothes on a tropical trip! Stupid Bitch!
Eliza: At least I can afford it!
Adrianna: By killing your husband!
Eliza: Yes Mistress!
Adrianna: I’m about to throw this bitch in the ocean! And break her nose! Y’all better get her!
Sade: Damn! Y’all can’t enjoy the Maldives.
[Camera pans around the
island]
Eliza: Oh Thank God! We made it!
Sade: Alright ladies! Enjoy yourselves, your room keys are at the front desk. We’ll meet before sunset for dinner.
[Adrianna grabs the key and takes the mic pack off]
[Producers Tre, Clara, and Peaches are seen twerking in the background]
Sundress Dinner
Sade Grayson Confessional: Hopefully, everyone isn’t too jet-lagged to make it to dinner. This is us officially welcoming them to this beautiful island.
[Corey looks at Sade getting ready] You better hurry up before I get ready to take that off.
Sade: [roll eyes] Behave, I’m almost ready. [brushes hair]
[Camera shows Sun going down, as ladies arrive]
[Janay walks in with Tasha]
Janay Price Confessional: I’m hoping to have a good dinner. However, I have a bone to pick with Eliza.
[Sade’s outfit]
[Jean’s outfit]
Sade Grayson Confessional: A mess. Truly.
Jean: Hello Janay
Janay: Are you feeling better today?
Jean: I was a little drowsy from the medicine yesterday, but I’m much better.
[Sade cocks head to the side]
Janay: That’s good. [Waiter comes over] Can I get a margarita and a lemon drop for the lady?
Jean: Over here! I’ll have the steak smothered in onions and a half rack of ribs.
[Paris and Adrianna walk in]
Sade: Looking like money, literally Paris!
Paris: Thanks boo! Had to remind these dusty bitches.
Adrianna: Hello beautiful ladies!
{Charles and Corey smoke cigars in the background]
Sade: There’s a special menu for us, but if you all don’t want to wait on the rest… I guess.
Janay: I’ll take the special menu. Did Eliza go to bed early? [looks around]
[Eliza & Dom walk in]
Janay Price Confessional: Here comes the geriatric circus.
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: Why she got so much fur on? She needs to up her coins.
Paris: Did you have to wrestle a bobcat for that fur Eliza?
Eliza: Yesss honey, your mom put up a good fight!
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Ever since she cashed that insurance check, the bitch has been rocking more fur than a Siberian.
Eliza De’Isnee Confessional: These ladies always have something to say about my furs… Maybe it’s jealousy? I’d be jealous too if I couldn’t afford it *coughs* Adrianna *coughs*
Sade: I got the special menu.
Adrianna: I will take the Salmon Salad, Coco Shrimp, & lobster Mac & Cheese.
Paris: Can get two sides of Coconut Shrimp, a Cod Salad, a 16oz Ribeye and a side of loaded fries?
Janay: That’s a lot of food Paris. I ain’t know you ate that much. [widen eyes]
Paris: Janay shut up, I suggest you stick to the appetizers. Lord knows you don’t need anything else to eat.
Janay: You might want to add some, so you can get a normal body weight.
Paris: Maybe you can save a little more food for the rest of the world and I might have a fighting chance. Fucking whale.
Janay: Well I’ll hand you mine since you clearly need more. [passes her a plate of crab cake] You look malnourished.
Paris: I don’t need it thanks. [slides plate back down to her]
Janay: Yes you do.
Paris: Malnourished? I have a model physique baby, been doing it since the early 2000s. Find something else to concern yourself with like a gym membership to reduce all that hanging ass stomach fat.
Eliza: Shame on you Janay! You’re disgusting.
Janay: Eliza, what’s disgusting is that funky diaper you’ve been wearing since yesterday. Is that what you call it? It looks like anorexia.
Eliza: Oh I’m glad you’re up in my ass all the time trying to get a whiff.
Janay: Baby the smell is traveling. The whiff came to us. Your stench has left your body.
Eliza: Stick your tongue up Tanya’s ass and leave mine alone.
Janay: It’s Tasha bitch. You worry about the STD patient you paid to come here.
Sade: Can we be peaceful for five minutes?
Jean: Agreed.
Janay: Sorry Sade, Thumbtack, and the old lady who wishes she could get me out of character.
Jean: Sade, I would like a private conversation with you.
Corey (Sade’s Husband): [to Jean} You won’t be speaking to my wife.
Jean: I can speak to whomever I want… COREY!!!
Corey: And I’m letting you know, my wife will not be speaking to you. [points to Jean]
Jean: Listen Corey you may think you’re a woman, but you’re NOT, so stay out of women’s business.
Sade: Let me give these ladies some gifts before I say the wrong thing. I want to thank you stupid bitches for coming on this trip. Even though you hoes don’t deserve it right about now.
Paris: Thank you so much! I know a few of these girls don’t get luxury things often.
Eliza: Thanks, girl.
Janay: Nice! I love it all. Thanks a lot, Sade. Even though we don’t see eye to eye a lot, You are the classiest of your brunch. I appreciate it.
Jean: Thank you, Sade, even though this dinner was messy, and I didn’t get a chance to eat.
Corey: [to Jean] Please stop addressing my wife. Last warning.
Sade: [rubs Corey’s arm] It’s okay love.
Jean: I can and will and who gone stop me boo?
Corey: My mama ain’t raise no bitch. I can get you to shut up ma’am.
Jean: Watch your tone bitch ass man.
Eliza: Now Corey, wait a minute.
Sade: Jean let me tell you something.
Jean Burruss Confessional: Why does Sade have her bitch ass husband bulking up at me like he is about to do something?
Jean: Sade do you need some shrimp? [flicks shrimp at Sade’s lace wig]
Sade: Bitch what? [starts walking over]
Adrianna: UH! UH! UH!
Sade: [tries to grab Jean] Let tell you something bitch.
Janay: Jean no! [restrains Jean]
[Jean throws ribeye steak]
Sade: GET THIS BITCH OFF THIS ISLAND!
Jean: I’m done, Janay. I’m done. [Throws mic pack at Sade]
[Security removes Jean from the dinner]
Jean Burruss Confessional: The Graysons are bullies and liars, they took my twins and have defamed my character, how much can one person take?
[Scene ends with the ladies staring in astonishment]
Floating Breakfast
[Camera pans around pool where ladies will have floating breakfast]
[Sade gets into the pool wearing]
Sade: Cold. Like the heats of these ungrateful bitches.
Paris: Hey girls.
Sade: Yesss skinny legend!
Paris: Yasss honey!
Sade: [sips mimosa] Me and my man christened that room something serious.
Eliza: Hello ladies.
Paris: No fur today?
Eliza: Y’all I’m not crazy. I’m not gonna drown with expensive fur on!
Paris: Well that’s true honey.
Eliza: So how are y’all doing after that dinner party from hell? No offense Sade.
Sade: I feel fine. So happy Jean is gone. [dances]
Eliza: She’s gone? [mouth drops]
Sade: [takes a bite out of bacon] Yup!
Eliza: Well Paris, I think it’s time we have a little talk. If you don’t mind Sade?
Sade: [mouth full} Girl go ahead]
Eliza: Well I think it’s about time we bury the hatchet for real. Because you and I are more similar than we are different.
Sade: Paris, let’s call it a truce girl! [claps hands] Best friends forever.
Paris: Don’t push it.
[They laugh]
[Scene ends as Sade grabs one of Eliza’s sausages]
Swim W/ Dolphins & Flyboarding
[Camera pans over water]
Sade: Oh my god, look at the dolphins y’all
[Eliza and Dom arrive]
Eliza: Oh wow! So cute Sade!
Instructor: Welcome everybody! We just need you to sign these waivers. [passes them out] We’ll go over safety precautions once everything is signed.
[Adrianna and Janay arrive]
Janay Price Confessional: After all of the drama, Tasha went home. Paris really offended her. I have nothing for Paris’ slenderman looking ass.
Eliza: Janay, where’s Tamar?
Adrianna: Eliza, you're looking your age now, this is lovely.
[Sandra swims through the water her birken drenched, gifted by Patti Labelle]
[Instructor goes over safety precautions]
Instructor: Who wants to go first!?
Janay: [signs waiver} I hope we have insurance cause these bitches love to drown people.
Instructor: Yes everything is insured! Come on in!
Eliza De’Isnee Confessional: Dom is a thrill seeker, he loves to see how close he’ll come to me kicking his ass.
Dom (Eliza's 'Friend'): This is Fun y’all
Sade: [points to dolphin] Awww he looks like Jean
[Corey takes a picture of Sade]
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: No you getting your good wig wet.
[Janay cannonballs into the water and swims with the dolphins]
Instructor: Alright, let’s get you all strapped up for parasailing.
Sade: Ummm, I don’t know about parasailing [looking nervous]
[Paris walks in tipsy with Sandra behind her.]
Paris: [tipsy] Hey girls.
Eliza: Hey Paris.
Paris: Hey Elozer.
Eliza: [to Dom] She’s drunk drunk.
Paris: I am not slurring my words I know what I said. I’m tipsy, not drunk! Huge difference.
Janay: Eliza, don’t lay out in the sun too long. We don’t want you to shrivel up more.
Instructor: Who is brave enough to fly board!? [Camera shows flyboarding]
Sade: Hellll naw!
Janay: I’ll do it.
[instructor hooks flyboard to feet]
Janay: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD!
[Janay comes down]
Sandra: I’ll go next. [The instructor strapped her on]
Sade: Go Sandra!!!
Sandra: AHHHA OH OH OH! JESUS! LAWD!
Paris: Oh my god! Her wig came off!
Janay Price Confessional: [Laughs hysterically] Her wig is gone!
Sade: Sir! Can you help her?
Instructor: She’ll be fine.
[Sandra finally comes down]
Paris: [hands her wigs] Here girl!
Eliza: Sandra is just a mess.
[Adrianna pulls out weed]
Instructor: Ma’am you can’t smoke that!
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: Between the wigs and the change of clothes. I need to be high!
[Instructor gives Corey a fine for the weed]
Sade: All right ladies, we’re taking the jet skis back to the shore!
[Graysons get on a jet ski to head back to shore}
Sade: We’ll see y’all at dinner! Dress sexy [twerks]
Eliza: [Hot mic] Dom we are not together, I am newly saintly single and if I want to try different guys I will! We are not exclusive so don’t you pull some possessive bullshit like that again!
[Scene ends as Eliza comes out from the bathroom]
Sultry Dinner
[Camera pans to Corey waiting for everyone on yacht]
Corey: [to Captain] I’m excited!
[Eliza and Dom]
Eliza: Hello Hello!
Corey: Look at you sis! [hugs Eliza]
Eliza: [hugs Corey] Thanks, brother!
[Janay, Adrianna, and Paris walk on the yacht]
Adrianna: Hello Divas!
Paris: THE DAME HAS ARRIVED DARLINGS!
Eliza De’Isnee Confessional: What can I say? Imitation is the best form of flattery! Paris nailed it. A little more tanning though.
Eliza: Paris you look great in my borrowed coat. This is very becoming.
Paris: Oh honey nothing over here is borrowed. [flips hair]
Sade: LET’S GET THIS BITCH ROCKIN!!
[The bartender brings out shots]
[Janay and Adrianna take their shots of tequila]
[Sandra walk out the below deck]
Sandra: Hi girls [Sandra falls as the yacht takes off]
Janay: Damn Sandra.
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: So no one going to help Sandra?
[The yacht takes off to Vaadhoo Island]
Sade: We made it to Vaadhoo Island!
Paris: Yas! Sex Island!
[The ladies get off the yacht]
Eliza: [tipsy] Oh this is gorgeous Sade!
Sade: There’s plenty of edibles and goodies we snuck over here!
[The music starts playing]
Sandra: This is my song ladies!
[Janay looks at Sandra up and down]
Janay: Sandra, what are you wearing?
Sade: And what’s on your dress?
Adrianna: I hope that ain’t cum. Is it on your face?
Sandra: Hold hoes ain’t no cum on my face.
Paris: Ew, you let your man release all over you knowing you had to go to dinner?
Sandra: [giggles kissing Dennis] Girl gone, I washed my damn face
Eliza: With his CUM!
Eliza De’Isnee Confessional: Sandra being the walking cumrag Hidden Hills suits her so well…
Dom: Uh uh keep his cum away from me, I don’t need any STDs.
Paris: Let’s check to make sure Dom doesn’t have any spots
Janay: Make sure y’all don’t mix y’all cups up with Sandra’s
Sade: Let’s play a game.
Adrianna: What’s the game?
Sade: Booty tag!
Paris: Not booty tag!
[Eliza chokes]
Sade: Joking! I don’t want Dom trying to touch my ass.
Eliza: I think Sandra already got her ass tagged today.
Paris: [smells something] Y’all smell that shit?
Sade: Oh my god. It’s Sandra.
Paris: I thought seafood wasn’t on the menu.
Janay: Paris, I have a question.
Paris: Yes?
Janay: Are you going to apologize for being homophobic?
UNSEEN FOOTAGE of Sundress Dinner:
Paris: I know you like that you little dyke bitch.
Janay: Who are you calling a dyke? You white ass bitch
Janay: I know you’re malnourished, but you ain’t dumb.
Paris: I’m bisexual boo. Next topic.
Janay: That doesn’t mean anything. Since when have you been bisexual?
Paris: What is the next topic?
Janay: You are a dusty-ass bitch. That new face has you feeling yourself. You surfboard-built bitch. I don’t fuck with you and will never fuck with you.
Paris: I’m not going to go back and forth with you about it. And I don’t have any desire to fuck with you so it’s not a huge loss.
Adrianna: Now Paris, stop lying. I’m the only one out of this group who’s bisexual. You did that to cover your ass once again!
Sade: Adrianna are you the lesbian police?
Paris: Right Sade. How are you going to tell me what I am?
Adrianna: I said I was bisexual too.
Paris: I came out years ago, this is real loser talk.
Adrianna: Paris you made this story up to cover your ass. Like you always do.
Paris: We know you only eat pussy when you’re high or drunk Adrianna it’s okay. Most addicts will do anything in states of desperation.
Sade: Adrianna, let’s pretend she didn’t disclose to you. Who cares? She’s telling you she’s bisexual!
Adrianna: [shows Sade the hand] Paris wants to be the victim so bad.
Paris: I don’t have to tell YOU what I am.
Sade: Get your hands out of my face.
Adrianna: It’s not in your face!
Sade: Adrianna, illiterate ass will get f**ked up on this island.
Adrianna: Paris needs to be getting ready for the baby not sitting up here lying.
Paris: You need to be getting ready to get your kids taken away from you. We all know your addiction is getting worse.
Janay: Adrianna don't pay attention to her. She can’t even birth her baby.
Adrianna: A test tube baby to be exact.
Sade: Adrianna you need to stop, seriously! And Janay let’s hope you can have kids one day.
[The women all stare in disbelief]
TO BE CONTINUED...
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