The Legendary Housewives of Hidden Hills Season One stars Dee Bell, Shamari Devine, Bianca Fletcher, Sade Grayson, Megan Kennedy, Adrianna Dakota Ray, and Paris Wildwood, with Jean Burruss serving as a 'friend of the housewives.'
TAGLINES
Paris - "I may be a wildcard, but this girl can never be tamed."
Sade - "Why play by Hidden Hills rules, when you play by your own"
Bianca - "I may be a Princess, but I'm not a Drama Queen."
Megan - "I got 99 problems, but a ring is not one"
Dee - "The New York Apple is here to plant her seeds in the Hills."
Shamari - "I tell it like it is, but I'll try to make it nice."
Adrianna - "They say I'm too much, and I say they are not enough."
Megan, Sade, and Dee Meetup
[Camera pans to Dee's House]
Dee Bell Confessional: After the Denmark trip, I have been staying home and minding my business. Until I heard, Megan has been running around town talking about me. So I invited her to my home to give her something to talk about. I hope Sade comes too because we need someone who has sense.
Sade Grayson Confessional: Honestly, I like Dee and Megan is my girl. I really want us to get along, especially after that tan girl tried to start drama.
[Sade and Megan arrive and knock on the door]
Dee: [open door] Hello ladies!
Sade: [hugs Dee] HEY!!!
Megan: [Dry] Hi
Megan Kennedy Confessional: I feel like Dee and I have had a bit of a misunderstanding lately.
[Dee escorts Sade and Megan outside to sit down]
Dee: I have a little bit of champagne for you ladies.
Sade: I really love your home, it's so beautiful.
Dee: Thank you, it doesn't look like yours though. [laughs]
[Megan looks]
Megan Kennedy Confessional: Sade, you are my girl and I love you, but we are not here to talk about houses. We are here to talk about the issues between Dee and me.
Megan: Okay Dee, I just want to jump right into it. I just want to say, I have not been talking about you okay and the only thing I ever said was about you being 'Fake.'
Dee: Look... I understand we had a little issue regarding your man, but that was in the heat of the moment.
Megan: Right! But you never apologized
Dee: For what?
Sade Grayson Confessional: Damn... this is about to go left.
Megan: What? What do you mean "for what?"
Dee: Well you started with me and all I did was respond.
Sade: Okay ladies, it seems that the issue is that an apology needs to be issued from both sides.
Dee: I can apologize, but I just want Megan to take accountability for the things she said.
Megan: What did I say…?
Dee: I’m getting phone calls and messages from my friends and associates about you talking about my life. My ex-husband, my son, my friends, my appearance, my income… So pretty much everything.
Megan: I’m going to need you to stop saying that shit. If I had a problem with you, I would say it to your face.
Dee: No you wouldn’t because you are a scary bitch.
Sade: Ladies calm down, please…
Dee: The crazy part is you’re a big f**king liar. You can’t even admit when you are wrong.
Megan: [gets up] I don’t have to listen to a delusional ass bitch. [throws champagne on Dee]
Sade: OH MY GODDDDDD!!!
[Megan walks away and Sade follows her]
Dee: LYING BITCH!
Megan: [pushes Dee] Bitch!
Dee: [slaps Megan] Pie face bitch!
Sade: [moves in-between them] Oh my god!
Dee: [throws Champagne glass]
[The glass misses Megan and Cuts Sade's face and arm]
Megan: Sade!!
[Sade falls onto the ground as she bleeds]
Producer Peaches: Oh shit! Stop the cameras!
Dee: Oh my god!!
Sade: MY FACE!!!!! [Cries and kicking and screaming]
Megan: Somebody CALL THE AMBULANCE!
Shamari Facetimes Bianca
[Camera pans outside of Shamari's House]
Shamari Devine Confessional: After the trip, Bianca pretty much said she doesn't want to f**k with us like that. And you know what, I understand where she is coming from. To be in this group of ladies, there is only so much you can handle.
[Shamari sits on the bed and calls Bianca]
[Bianca answers]
Shamari: Hey Bianca, how are you?
Bianca: Good. What about you?
Shamari: I'm good, but I haven't really heard from you since the Denmark trip and I'm hoping everything is okay. Or is there anything I should tell the ladies?
Bianca: Shamari, I am not even concerned about those bitches anymore. I am done with everything! I don't want to see them, I just can't do it right now.
Shamari: Bianca, I really think you should come back.
Bianca: Maybe someday, but it's not today! I just cannot.
Shamari: Well alright, hope you see you soon!
Bianca: I send you my love, but the rest of them can choke [ENDS PHONE CALL]
Shamari Devine Confessional: Well that went horrible!
Shamari Beach Party
[Camera pans across the beach]
Omar: Baby! Where do you want me to put these drinks at?
Shamari: Right here!
Omar: Is the food coming?
Shamari: I hope so... It's not like girls are going to starve if they missed a meal.
[Dee and Adrianna arrive]
Dee: Hello, Shamari.
Shamari: Hello, Dee. Hey Adrianna.
Adrianna: Hey Mari! [hugs and kisses]
Shamari Devine Confessional: From what I heard about Dee, she's out here slashing faces. Let me take two steps back.
Shamari: So Dee, is everything okay with you, Megan, and Sade?
Dee: Everything is fine, why you ask?
Shamari: No reason! [walks away]
[Megan and Paris arrive]
Megan: Hello ladies... Hey Shamari, Hey Adrianna, Hey [looks at Dee and rolls her eyes]
Dee: [Mic] Oh great! Meg-Man and Botched Barbie are here!
Paris: Shamari?
Shamari: Yes?
Paris: Is Bianca coming?
Shamari: [Looks] No she's not coming!
Paris: Of course not!
Paris Wildwood Confessional: I guess Mrs. Tan couldn't take the heat, which is very ironic. [laughs]
[dramatic music plays as Sade enters]
Paris: Oh my God! Sade, what happened? Is this what you were talking about on the phone?
[Adrianna and Shamari's mouths drop]
Adrianna Ray Confessional: Oh my god! Dee really messed her up!
Sade: Yes! I'm not too worried about it
Sade: This is my bodyguard!
Megan: Is this your bodyguard or makeup artist?
Sade: Both honey, get into it.
Dee: [walks over] Hey ladies!
Sade Grayson Confessional: Here goes this criminal!
Paris: Hi Dee! [looks at the ankle for any monitor]. Can someone explain what happened?
Sade: Maybe Dee should do it!
Dee: Awwww [Smacks lips] Maybe Megan should do it!
Bodyguard: Please! Keep it cute tonight!
Paris Wildwood Confessional: I see Sade is scarred like Chucky, the bodyguard is twerking more than protecting, Megan's sweating like a church whore, and Dee acting like shit didn't happen. What the f**k is going on?
Shamari: [sings] Amazing Grace!!
[Everyone looks]
Dee: Alright now! You better sing!
Shamari: I want all of you to come together! Now Megan and Dee, is there something you both would like to say to each other?
Dee: I have nothing to say to Meg-Man!
[Adrianna's mouth drops]
Megan: Well you are a criminal, so that makes sense.
Shamari: Ladies!! Let's not go there! Okay!
[Shamari plays the music]
Shamari: Let's just dance!
[Sade, Megan, and Paris twerks]
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Girl my white ass can't dance. I know if Bianca was here, she would have given us Oompa Loompa.
Shamari: C'mon girls let's do the limbo!
Sade Grayson Confessional: I might grab the limbo stick and beat Dee with it.
Shamari: Dee are you going to address your issue with Sade?
Dee: What issue?
Sade: Girl! You literally got me cut because of you and Megan fighting!
Dee Bell Confessional: Sade sitting her with this Halloween makeup being so damn dramatic. This bitch left with a normal face.
Dee: To clarify the issue was between Megan and me; Sade was just collateral damage.
Adrianna: [To Dee] You really did a number on them.
[Dee laughs]
Sade: Dee you won't be laughing once you're served. Stupid bitch.
Dee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [rolls eyes]
Dee Bell Confessional: Sade is looking for a moment. That's why she's watching YouTube tutorials on how to make a believable scar.
Megan: Well Dee! You didn't have to do my sister like that!
Dee: You should worry about your man bending over for other men!
Megan: You keep saying that, I will sue your ass!
Dee: Okay [laughs]
Adrianna Ray Confessional: I got to be honest, Dee got these girls in an uproar, even Botched Barbie was quiet as a church mouse. [laughs]
Officer: Hello is Dee Bell here? We have a warrant for her arrest.
Bodyguard: Over there Officer!
Dee: [looks] Oh no! [drives away]
Sade: Not she ran!
Paris: Officer? What is she being arrested for?
Officer: Assault and more!
Dee Bell Confessional: Did this bitch call the cops on me? If Megan doesn't get her Doberman.
Shamari: Damn! I guess new faces do cause personality changes.
Megan: Good for the bitch!
Adrianna Ray Confessional: Oh my god! This is way too messy!
Megan: Come on girls! Let's have some fun!
Sade Grayson Confessional: FONKY BITCH! (bitch bitch bitch echoes)
CUT TO
Reporter: Reality star Dee Bell was arrested for assault and battery charges. Sources say she was wanted for tax fraud, however, she could not be located due to relocating across the country and undergoing plastic surgery. Witnesses say she was unrecognizable. She will be tried for both cases simultaneously. She is being held at California Institute for Women while awaiting her bond hearing. Back to you, Jacob.
Paris vs Adrianna
[Camera pans to the restaurant]
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Adrianna wanted to sit down and have a conversation with me today, about our ongoing issues. I’m not really interested in getting any resolution, but I will hear her out if that means she can leave me alone.
[Adrianna arrives late]
Adrianna Ray Confessional: Yes I’m running late because I had to be a mother first. The girls love to say I’m a bad mother.
Paris: You are late!
Adrianna: My apologies!
Paris: So, what exactly brings us here today? I heard you had some concerns that you wanted to express.
Adrianna: I apologized for my actions.
Paris: You did, but you also said a whole lot of nasty things about me that aren’t exactly supposed to be forgiven with a measly apology.
Adrianna: Okay, but you start all of this with you and your lies. Now let’s not forget! What you did months ago. You were the bitch who thought it was okay to attack me about my business. Anything I have going on didn’t concern you at all, but yet again you being a Karen, you had to be in my business.
Paris: Bitch? [laughs] You are so nasty for no reason and this is why you got dragged.
Adrianna: Paris you can't even be honest with yourself babe.
Paris: You waltz your ass up in here 30 minutes late and think you’re gonna call me a bitch. No ma’am.
Adrianna: Are you saying this is all on me? You don't even know me.
Paris: I know the man you sleep with, and it was odd to me that you jumped into a relationship with him RIGHT after you broke up with your ex. You know you were cheating on him with Diddy the whole time
Adrianna: Diddy and I had been in an open relationship for two years and we took breaks between that.
Paris: The timeline is not adding up. You told everyone that y'all had only been seeing each other for a few months.
Paris Wildwood Confessional: NOW you’ve been on and off for two years? Girl! I told you that when I first met you and you lied and said it was a FEW MONTHS. And it wasn’t on and off, y’all were solidified for 2 years while you were cheating on your main man.
Adrianna: I was literally with Gerald for two months.
Paris: Girl shut up with your lies! Just say you're a cheating ass bitch. I'm sick of you changing this story. You're slut.
[Adrianna throws a drink at Paris]
Paris: [throws drink at her] Here you go again bitch!
Adrianna: [starts walking] You can't take accountability for your actions!
Paris: [grabs purse] You f**king skank. Go throw your pussy on your pimp. [Pulls out dollar bills and throws them on her] You disgusting prostitute. Take this home to add on to your allowance whore. Don't call me to come to meet you with your rotten pussy. I could smell it from where I was sitting.
Adrianna: Call me when you drop your devil child, because you getting your ass beat.
Paris: Call me when you finally make your own money. Good day broke bitch. [Drives off in Lambo]
STAPLES CENTER
THREE WEEKS LATER
[Camera pans around a packed Staples Center]
[Bishop TD Jakes takes the stage and begins to pray over Corey and Sade]
Sade Grayson Confessional: Tonight is the night. I’m so nervous. I just want everything to be right. But at this point, it’s all in God’s hands. And I know He got me! AHHHHHH! [Squeals]
Sade: Thank you, God! [holds back tears]. We worked so hard for this very moment. We are still very much up and coming. But the support we have received from our friends and family is simply unmatched.
[Crowd claps]
Corey: Tonight, we want to showcase and promote other talented people in the industry. Regardless if they are signed to our label or not. Many of them have inspired us to start this journey.
Sade: Many artists got their start in church, so it’s only right that we start tonight with this anointed woman of God…
Corey: Stand on your feet as we welcome Miss Le’Andria Johnson!!!!!
[Le’Andria takes the stage]
[Adrianna stands up and claps and Paris takes off her heels]
Sade: Thank Le’Andria for blessing us! Now we will have a special performance by a dynamic young lady.
Corey: You’ve seen her in many videos, and I’m sure even seen her viral videos on The Shade Room [pop locks]
Sade: [laughs] Give it up for ADRIANNAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
[Adrianna performs like a stripper]
Paris: So we're going from the anointed house to the whore house.
Sade: One thing about Adrianna, she can dance now. [mimics dance moves]
Corey: Yessir! But the next performer is NICE with the moves too. My boy!
Sade: And he just so happens to be engaged to Adrianna. GIVE IT UP FOR DIDDDDDDDDY!!!!
[Lil Kim comes out and performs]
Dee: I love me some Lil Kim!
Corey: -Does Diddy bop- YOOOO! Come on SON! Y’all don’t know nothing about that!
Sade: It was KIM for me.
Corey: Let’s keep the momentum going yall. This next performer has been in the industry for a long time. She’s a beast of a writer and a DOPE ass manager. Get on your feet for JEEEEEEEAN !!!!!
Paris: SING IT JEAN!!! 'EVERY MAN WASSUH WOMAN!'
Dee: "I tell him toooooo!" [singing]
Megan: [dances] "Kick off your shoes!"
Dee Bell Confessional: Despite my issues with Sade and Meg-Man, I'm here to support my sister Jean.
Sade: Baby I KNOW that’s right. [looks at Corey] MMMMHMMM.
Corey: Now Jean you know you're wrong. You ain’t have to perform that one now.
Sade: No, no, no! Sis did what had to be done. She knows what she’s doing.
Corey: BLACK MEN DON’T CHEAT!
Sade: ANYWAY! Our next performers are two talented daughters of Jean. And let me tell you, the Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. I had the opportunity to work with them and they are nothing short of amazing. GIVE IT UP FOR THE MOST FAMOUS TWINS — SORRY GARCELLE AND CRYSTAL, YALL GOTTA PASS THE TORCH!
[Jean crying after seeing her twins perform]
Jean: My girls did it!
Jean Burrus Confessional: My girls make their mamma so proud. They make parenting worthwhile.
Sade: KING KONGGGGG!
Corey: I want to thank all the talented women who performed tonight. [crowd claps]
Corey: When we were putting this line up together. Sade said, don’t we need more men? I said I think it’s perfect. Women are overlooked too much. Even this stunning woman who stands beside me tonight, and every other night… she’s looked at as just an exec’s wife. But she’s so much more. Baby, I’m so proud of you. You are the heart behind all of this. You are my everything, I love you.
Sade: [cries] I love you too…
Corey: I’m not even going to introduce this next performer. I’ll let her introduce herself. Love y’all — GOOD NIGHT!
Beyonce: [Low voice] Thank you all for coming tonight. Sade. Corey. I love you. Keep going….
[The girls are getting ready to leave]
Paris: Why didn't Shamari perform?
Sade: [looks at Paris] Well...
[Megan and Paris laugh evilly]
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Shamari barely be with us, she wasn't missed.
Sade: Well, let's get ready for dinner and I have a surprise guest for you all.
Megan: Who is it?
Sade: It's a really good friend of mine, that y'all don't know about.
Adrianna: Oooo Megan the Stallion?
[Everyone looks]
Dee: Bless her heart lord.
AFTER THE STAPLES CENTER DINNER
[Camera pans around the room]
[Dee, Sade, Adrianna, Paris, and Megan enter]
Sade: Hello ladies, you all look amazing!
Paris: [twirls] Well you know girl, I had to show out.
Adrianna: Thank you, Sade.
Dee: [walks away] I'm going to grab some food.
Dee Bell Confessional: I'm trying to remain peaceful with these ladies.
Megan: [mic] She's so damn rude.
Adrianna: That was everything! You should make that an annual thing.
Sade: Definitely, plan to.
Dee: Hi waiter! Can I get an order of Hennessy and Coke on the rocks?
Adrianna: [looks at Dee] Hennessy? Girl, we gonna be good tonight!
Dee: [laughs and high-five] Yes girl!
[Jean walks in]
Jean: Hey ladies.
Sade: The lady of the hour.
Dee: Hey sister...
Jean: Hope you ladies are doing good. [sends air kisses]
Megan: Jean, your performance was everything and the twins too!
Paris: Yes. The twins did the damn thing!
Jean: Thank you, ladies! Especially you, Sade, it was so amazing to see my girls on that stage performing. They enjoy every minute of it, I've never seen them so happy.
Sade: You're welcome love, they always have a home with us.
Megan: It's good to see people who can afford things, unlike Dee.
[Adrianna turns head]
Dee: Really? I'm broke? Well, I actually own my stuff. Not a man.
Sade: Do you own the cement in your ass, titties, cheeks, neck? Bitch?
Dee: Still pressed on my body I see. Hopefully, you get that lipo you have been dreaming of so you can finally be confident.
Corey Grayson: [Sade's Husband] Her body is amazing. That's all that counts. Be blessed.
Sade: [kisses Corey]
Dee: I'm glad you think you have a prize!
Sade: HE HAS A PRIZE BITCH!
Dee: [mic] Consolation .[snickers]
[Eliza De'Isnee (Sade's friend) walks in]
Sade: Ladies. This is my friend Eliza! She helped me put this dinner together,
Eliza: Thanks for the invite to the Staples Center. The show was spectacular.
Paris: [mic] Here comes the Wicked Witch!
[Jean, Megan, Dee, and Adrianna greet Eliza]
Eliza: Nice to meet you all. Some of you I've already "met."
Paris: Hello, Eliza darling. Long time no see.
Eliza: Hi Paris! Your roots look great!
Paris: So does your dingy fedora.
Megan: Nice to meet you, Eliza! Where are you from?
Eliza: I live here now. Isn't that what matters?
Paris: Eliza lived in many places, Megan. She doesn't have a stable home. The last time I knew of her existence she was more broke than Adrianna.
Sade: Not too much on Liza! My girl paid.
Adrianna: Adrianna ain't broke bitch.
Jean: Well...
Eliza: Since I'm new to this group the only question I have is; Are you all lesbians?
Paris: You've been to plenty of gay bars to know Liza.
Eliza: Well your husband is there frequently.
Paris: You are still coked up I see girl.
Eliza: [STICKS MIDDLE FINGER] Whore.
Jean: Ladies, calm down! Sade, Dee told me some things and I want to know how is the relationship between you two.
Sade: Nothing is there.
Dee: Just like your man.
Megan: Dee, not too much on Sade.
Dee: Megan bitch, stop sleeping around for once and get a bag.
Jean Burruss Confessional: Am I the only one who has any sanity left?
[Eliza sips tea]
Megan: Girl F**k you!!
Dee: That’s what Tyler fails to do. Look at that tired ass face.
Sade: Dee, watch how you talk to my friend. You got bags under those eyes.
Corey: I’ll be right back baby. [walks away]
Dee: Girl, my face is gorgeous… Let’s talk about the body, your’s giving Walmart’s reduced plastic.
Sade: You would know what Walmart is since that’s where you got that botched surgery.
Dee: Get like me [blows kisses].
Sade: THIS BITCH IS UNHINGED!
Megan Kennedy Confessional: Dee is really barking and screaming at Sade like she has no damn sense.
Sade: My nice dinner has gone to waste.
Megan: It’s okay Sade, Dee is being a crazy bitch, who lies about a pregnancy.
Dee: Bitch! I never lied about a pregnancy, I had a miscarriage. Worry about your own family bitch.
Megan: Who was the father Dee?
Dee: I would say Tyler, but we all know he only likes men on the low.
Paris: [eyes widen]
Dee: Get yourself tested.
Megan: [takes earrings off] Say that again Dee.
Dee: [stands up] And what are you going to do?
[Megan walks towards Dee]
Dee: [swings at Megan} Stupid bitch!
[Jean comes in between them]
Jean: No ladies no.
[Producer Peaches arrives]
Producer Peaches: [grabs Dee] Dee!
Jean: [Calls Garcelle and Dorit] Hey girls, Mama coming home early tonight!
Adrianna: Come on Dee! Let’s go!
Dee: I’m sick of these bitches!
Sade: I don’t blame you for wanting to hit her!
Megan: The bitch is crazy.
Adrianna: [walks back to the table to grab her purse] Why did y’all test Dee tonight?
Megan: Really girl?
Sade: Y’all? We didn’t do anything?
Paris: She was the one acting a plum fool, that’s YOUR friend.
Adrianna: And these are YOUR friends. Always pushing someone to the edge, just like y’all did Bianca.
Paris: Adrianna, don’t try that BS with me, because you were egging the situation.
Adrianna: Girl, me and Bianca had an issue and we talked it out, but you continuously stay starting mess.
Paris: I don’t start it, I finish it. Like with you and Diddy, you have been lying the whole time about that.
Adrianna: Girl, I’m not doing this with you.
Paris: Because you are a weak bitch!
Adrianna: Weak bitch! Oh really? [Grabs hard-boiled egg out of purse] Here girl!
Paris: What the hell is this?
Adrianna: An egg, something you definitely need, since your pussy can’t do anything.
Paris: Girl you need Vagisil because that pussy has been everywhere. Get this bitch out of here!
[Producer Peaches escorts Adrianna out]
Eliza: Well ladies, that seemed fun let’s do it again!
[Sade, Megan, and Paris laughs]
Paris: Girl!
Megan Kennedy Scene Card
- Megan has finally set a date for the wedding
- Tyler's mom and her mom disagree about the marriage
- Megan still has hopes for a happy ever after... For now
Shamari Devine Scene Card
- Shamari did not get invited to sing at any more ‘Events By Sade’
- She is currently looking for a new record label
- Although record labels are not looking for her...
Sade Grayson Scene Card
- Dee’s "Case” against Sade was dropped, once the court reviewed Dee was not only the aggressor but was seen drinking while claiming to be pregnant
- Sade was sent a Cease & Desist by Bianca, but burned it and mailed the ashes to Bianca’s house
- Sade and Corey are now proud parents … of Paris. She has been nominated for several Grammys.
Adrianna Ray Scene Card
- Adrianna ended things with Diddy shortly after filming
- She lost her lawsuit against Paris and 250k
- Adrianna is currently just living life with her kids, word on the street that she has a new man
Paris Wildwood Scene Card
- Paris took Adrianna to court, in which she was granted $250k for the abortion rumors.
- She then took that money and donated it all to a Planned Parenthood organization.
- Her beautiful baby boy will arrive in 2 months.
Dee Bell Scene Card
- Dee is currently expanding her programming business to Seattle
- She won full custody of Syx, but that may change due to her pending charges.
- Sade and Dee have various court cases to settle while she is still on the run…
END OF EPISODE
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