The Legendary Housewives of Hidden Hills Season One stars Dee Bell, Shamari Devine, Bianca Fletcher, Sade Grayson, Megan Kennedy, Adrianna Dakota Ray, and Paris Wildwood, with Jean Burruss serving as a 'friend of the housewives.'
TAGLINES
Paris - "I may be a wildcard, but this girl can never be tamed."
Sade - “No amount of pressure will ever crush this diamond.”
Bianca - "I may be a Princess, but I'm not a Drama Queen."
Megan - "I got 99 problems, but a ring is not one"
Dee - "This New York Apple is here to plant her seeds in the Hills."
Shamari - "I tell it like it is, but I'll try to make it nice."
Adrianna - "They say I'm too much, and I say they are not enough."
Shamari and Bianca Wine Tasting
[Camera pans inside and outside of the Wine Tasting]
Bianca: Hello, How are you?
Host: Reservation for Ms. Bianca?
Bianca: Yes, that's me.
Host: You may be seated out here, your waiter will be here shortly.
[Bianca sits and the Waiter walks to her]
Waiter: Hello, Miss. What I can I get for you?
Bianca: Can you give me your top four best-selling wines, please?
Waiter: Sure thing! Be right out!
Bianca: Thank you!
[Shamari Walks in and hugs Bianca]
Shamari: Hey Bianca.
Bianca: Hey Girl, How are you?
Shamari: I'm good now, but last week I miss Megan's event due to the issues with our music. But it's all good now.
Bianca: Oh wow, I'm sorry to hear that. You didn't miss much with her event, but other things.
Shamari: What happened?
Bianca: The girls were arguing, as usual, nothing new. I was arguing with Sade.
Shamari: [gasps] What did she say?
Bianca: I don't even know what she yells about, she always likes to get loud with me.
Shamari: [sips wine] Maybe, you and her need to have a sit-down.
Bianca: I can't, it's just too much!
Shamari: Hopefully, she won't be like this at Paris' Awareness Event next week.
Bianca: Me too! Hopefully, we can put our differences aside for once.
Shamari Devine Confessional: You know it's bad with Bianca doesn't want to have a conversation with someone. Sade must have said something terrible to her.
Shamari: Well, Cheers to the event!
Bianca: Cheers to Sade for not being a bitch!
[Shamari chokes on wine]
Adrianna Grandmother's Wake
Adrianna Dakota Ray Confessional: Today is the day we lay my grandma to rest and it’s honestly going to be hard for me to just smile and put on a brave face because I’m hurting.
Adrianna: Hello everyone my name is Adrianna. I’m Ms. Kim's granddaughter. My grandmother is one of the kindest souls you will ever meet and it's just hard to believe that’s she going
[Diddy and my Judge Mathias stand by Adrianna]
Adrianna: I haven’t been the same since I found out she was [starts to cry]
Adrianna: [broken] I have been the same sinceI [breaks down]
Diddy: [grabs Adrianna] It's okay, baby!
Adrianna: Ohh! My grandma!!
Greg Mathias: I just want y’all to keep us in your prayers in this time of need cause this is most definitely hard on my family. Adrianna's Grandmother helped raise my daughter after her mother passed away. She needed a strong mother figure in her life.
Greg: I thank you all for coming.
[Dee, Shamari, and Bianca Walks in]
Dee: Adrianna?
Adrianna: [hugs all three] Thank you all so much for coming!
Dee: It's okay. I know the feeling. If you need anything, I'm here.
Adrianna: Thank you so much. I back in Hidden Hills next week.
Dee: Don't worry about that girl. Just take your time.
Shamari: I hope you're okay, girl!
Bianca: It's not going to be easy, but it will get better.
Adrianna: [Hugs all three again] Thank you all.
Adrianna Dakota Ray Confessional: I truly appreciate Dee, Shamari, and Bianca coming here in my time of need. This is a friendship, I appreciate it more than they know.
Megan Kennedy Solo
Megan Kennedy Confessional: My mother is visiting me this week and she wanted to talk to me about Tyler and right now I'm very uncomfortable with that. She has rarely been supportive of the guys in my life.
Mrs. Kennedy: Hey baby, How ya doing?
Megan: Nothing mom, just about to get ready for work.
Mrs. Kennedy: I know you wanted to talk to me about Tyler and your relationship with him.
Megan: Mom. I love you, but you have never supported any man in my life. Every boyfriend I had you've disliked or ran off for no reason. Why mama?
Mrs. Kennedy: Baby, I want you to be with a man that is for you and you only.
Megan: And he isn't Mama?
Mrs. Kennedy: I don't think so baby.
Megan: You haven't gotten a chance to know him.
Mrs. Kennedy: I don't trust him. Look at that man. That man is going to break your heart.
Megan: How do you know! You never sat down with me or him. You know that he takes care of his sister.
Mrs. Kennedy: Why are you raising your voice at me little girl!? Remember where you come from.
Megan: [cries and walks to Producer Peaches]
Producer Peaches: It's okay Megan.
Megan: [MIC] It's not okay, I've tried everything and she doesn't support me. I don't even know anymore.
Paris Wildwood Awareness Event
[Camera pans inside of Paris' Event}
Paris: [walks in] Oh I see these planners set this up nicely! Did we get all of the slides ready for the presentation?
Paris' Assistant: Yes everything is ready to go.
Paris: Okay great! Hopefully, the event goes as planned with these ladies.
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Tonight, I'm hosting an event for awareness of infertility. After the horrible things that have been said to us these past few weeks, this is a positive way to flip the narrative and gag the girls.
[Photographers' cameras start flashing]
[Megan, Shamari, Jean, and Bianca arrive and they hug each other]
Bianca: [To Paris] This is gorgeous, I am so happy that you support this cause.
Paris: Thank you, it is very near and dear to my heart.
Jean: Hello Paris, hope you are doing well. I love the layout.
Paris: Thank you, Jean!
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Jean why are you here? We aren't friends!
Paris: Ladies take your seats, the event is about start very soon.
[Sade arrives and sits with the ladies and beside Bianca]
Sade: Hey Megan, Jean, and Shamari! [looks at Bianca up and down]
Sade: [To herself] Women!
Bianca Fletcher Confessional: This bitch is just stupid and annoying!
Megan Kennedy Confessional: I just hope we can all get along this time. These ladies show out during an event!
[Jean receives a text from Dee]
Dee's Text Message: Hey Jean, I won't be able to make it, I'm not feeling well tonight! Love, Dee Bell.
Shamari: I should have eaten before I came, where's damn food?
[dramatic music plays, ADRIANNA arrives]
Adrianna: Hey y'all! How are y'all doing?
Bianca: [Hugs Adrianna] Hey girl!
Sade: Y'all sit down, the event is about to start. [pulls out checkbook] Writes $500,000 check.
Sade Grayson Confessional: Paris and I connect on many levels. This is why I’ll go to war about her. And if any bitch has a problem, come see me.
[Paris walks back to the ladies' table]
Paris: Thank you Sade for your generous donation. Actually, thank you all so much for the donations ladies! That’s so kind of all of you.
[Paris walks to the podium as the presentation starts]
Paris: Ladies and gentlemen of Hidden Hills, thank you so much for attending this Infertility Awareness Event. I am so honored to be able to speak on such an issue and bring light to something that should be a more comfortable topic in the mother community.
Paris: First off, infertility exists across all demographics of women, of all age ranges, sizes, and races. It is something even I, standing before you today, struggle with.
Paris: When I was 23 years old, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend at the time and to our surprise, we got pregnant. After 14 weeks of carrying our child, I suffered a traumatic miscarriage.
I spent days in the hospital recovering and several more months in therapy coping with the loss of my first child. I didn’t understand it at first until my doctor screened me and told me that we would no longer be able to have children the traditional way.
Paris: I was even more so devastated to hear this news, thinking that I would never be able to have any children of my own. This is what brings me here today to show everyone that there is life outside of such news and that there are options. Such as surrogacy. It is with my pleasure that I announce that my husband and I have found a surrogate, and we are moving forward with the process next week. [Tears up]
[Adrianna's tears run from her eyes, and Jean grabs a napkin]
Paris: All my life I just wanted someone who would love me for me, and never turn their back on me, and I’m excited to say that I’ve found that in a husband, and hopefully 9 months from now, in a child.
[Sade cries]
Paris: Even with all the naysayers and the negativity I’ve faced, I still prosper, and God is still faithful. Thank you for this chance to express me to you all, and I hope you guys are inspired and know that you do have an option. [Walks off stage as everyone claps and walks back over to the table]
Sade: Praise God!! Hallelujah!! [stomps feet]
Paris: Thank you ladies for coming!
Paris: Adrianna can I pull you to the side for a second? [Walks away from the table with Adrianna]
Adrianna Dakota Ray Confessional: Lord what does this girl want to talk about?
Paris: Hey girl I just wanted to say that your comments towards me were very distasteful and I really don’t appreciate them and I was wondering if I could get some sort of ownership of what you said. I don’t need an apology I just want you to admit that what you said was fucked up.
Adrianna: First off Paris, let be very clear, you have come for me at every group event honey. You have attacked me with your lies. You've talked about my kids and when I chose to go after you. You can not handle it! It’s very clear to me that you only see one damn side.
Paris: Girl! I can handle it and I was worried that you’d respond this way with your weird behavior. Soooo, I have a little gift for you.
Paris: You have been served!
Paris: Defamation of character, libel, and slander. You’ve racked up quite the rap sheet.
[The ladies' mouths drop]
Shamari Devine Confessional: That was a low blow!
Adrianna: Awwww Thank you. I hope you fall down the stairs completely and die.
Paris: Security!!! Escort this woman out, please!
Adrianna: [Getting escorted by security] Bye hoe!
Bianca: Oh my god!!
Sade: Girl!
Shamari: I can't! I have officially seen it all!
Jean Burruss Confessional: It's official, these bitches are really crazy!
Bianca: Yeah, I'm done here! [storms off]
Paris Wildwood Confessional: This bitch is storming out of my event for what? No one cares, Princess Tan.
Charity Event Aftermath
[Camera pans over Sade Grayson's home]
Sade Grayson Confessional: I’m having some of the girls over today to talk about everything that happened the other night at Paris’ event. I think Shamari is bringing fake princess and her stupid ass [rolls eyes]
[Sade shows her bathing suit and Shamari and Megan arrive]
Sade: Hey girls!
Shamari: Hey girl
Megan: Hey boo!
Shamari Devoe Confessional: Girl this place is so fucking big. I got lost 3 times just trying to find the entrance.
Shamari: Sade, I forgot how big your house is.
Sade: Girl, it’s too big. You can move in. There’s enough room for Omar’s brows.
Shamari: But there's not enough room for this ass so I'm gonna pass.
[Adrianna arrives with a Hennessy bottle]
Adrianna: Hello ladies
Shamari: Hey lady, you look good.
Adrianna: Thank you babe!
Megan: [looks up and down at Adrianna] How you doing Adrianna?
Adrianna: Good [walks away]
Megan Kennedy Confessional: Was that shade?
Sade: [sips on margarita]
[Princess Bianca Fletcher arrives]
Bianca: Hey ladies.
Adrianna: Hey Princess. [hugs her]
Shamari: Hey girl, you look fabulous.
Bianca: Thank you, I never been to this house before.
Sade: Bitch, you've been to my house, let's not.
Bianca: Easy girl.
Shamari: Can we even call this house this bitch is a museum.
[Megan eats her sandwich and looks around]
[Dee Bell arrives]
Dee: Hey ladies.
[Everyone looks intensely]
Shamari: Hey Dee. [looks awkwardly at her]
Sade: [looks up and down] Hey, how you doing.
Dee Bell: So what's going on here?
Megan Kennedy Confessional: There's something about Dee that looks VERY DIFFERENT!
Megan: Dee? Did you get some work done?
[Everyone looks at Megan]
Dee: Yes I did! [smiles at Megan]
Adrianna: Okay Dee!
Sade: Alright!
Megan: I see it... okay... it's on point!
Shamari: [Mic] Catfishing in real life [shakes her head]
Dee: Well, I fell down 4 flights of stairs, and broke nearly every bone in my body. Then I decided that I needed some reconstructive surgery.
Dee Bell Confessional: I don’t expect them to like it. I know I look good.
Dee: [grabs a drink and sits]
Adrianna: Okay girls let's turn up!
[Ladies grabs their plates of food and start dancing]
Shamari Devoe Confessional: Who is this lady? This isn't the Dee Bell I know!
Shamari: Did they get rid of every feature? You gonna need a new passport girl!
Dee: Thanks, girl! I hope you can get rid of your possum features soon!
Sade: I NEED TO SEE SOME IDENTIFICATION!
[Dee shows ID]
[Sade looks instensely]
[Megan smiles]
[Bianca shakes head}
Bianca: You look good girl!
Sade: [HOT MIC] Dee wants to be light, Bianca wants to be orange. These girls are confused..
Dee: Thank you, Bianca!
Bianca: [Gets champagne shots] Cheers ladies!
Dee: Cheers!
Megan: Cheers, bitches!
Adrianna: Cheers girls!
Shamari: Cheers to surgery!
Dee: Bitch! You don't have to like it. But we know you haven't avoided nipping and tucking those rolls!
Megan: It seems like you got mosquito bites, Dee.
Dee: I'll give you my surgeon's number. Be ready to spend some coins though. [hands card to Megan]
[Adrianna chokes on her shrimp]
[Dee shows her body]
Dee: So, what did I miss?
Sade: Paris got in Adri's ass. That's what you missed.
Dee: Is this still about the baby?
Sade: Yes, She wished death on Paris.
Megan: Now, that ain't right!
Bianca: What?!
Shamari: I can't stand Paris' ass, but wishing death is wrong.
Adrianna: She said so many nasty things about me!
Megan: Y'all are disgusting!
Adrianna: I said what I said and I stand on it!
Sade: Well you said some fucked up shit and should've got popped!
Adrianna: I don't care
Dee: Adrianna, you are wrong for wish death on her, but Paris has to realize she opened that door.
[Paris WALKS IN......]
Paris: Hello ladies, the BITCH is here!
Paris: [sits down] So what's the tea?
Bianca: We were just discussing the situation at the Awareness event..
Paris: It was good until bitches got to acting an ass. But that's the unusual with this group.
[Sade eats and Megan looks]
Bianca: Well ladies, I have an announcement!
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Girl you have an announcement every we see you. What now?
Sade: [gives Bianca a blank stare]
Adrianna: Yes Bianca, what is it?
Bianca: I know as a group we have a tough time getting along, I wanted to announce that we are taking a trip toooooo....... DENMARK!!
Shamari: Yes, baby Denmark!
Megan: Alright now chile... I'm excited!
Dee: I will be there Bianca. Anything to support a REAL WOMAN.
Shamari Devine Confessional: I know Miss Plastic ain't talking about "REAL" women!
Sade: The racism in Denmark is crazy, how fitting.
Megan: Dee, what happened to your ex-husband?
Dee: Minding his business, what about yours?
Megan: At home boo boo. I don't know why you are being so aggressive with me.
Dee: I'm not being aggressive, quit being nosy bitch.
Megan: Your mother is a bitch.
Dee: Your man is a bitch, I heard he like ass too. [blows kisses]
Megan: Don't start with the lies!
Bianca: LADIES!
Shamari: Sade get these girls!
Sade: Y'all better chill!
Adrianna: [Sips champagne and watches the mess]
Megan: Let me tell you something, you face swap-looking bitch. DON'T EVER COME FOR MY MAN!
Dee: OOOO, Did I hit a nerve? [laughs]
Dee Bell Confessional: Megan huffing and puffing at me as if I took her man. Worry about him using your joint account to buy jockstraps for other men.
Shamari: Dee really said "New face, new personality.”
Dee: Anyway ladies, I'm going to leave since some hoes are so uncouth.
Megan: Bye fake ass bitch
Dee: Bye bitch, tell your man I said 'HEYYY" [sticks tongue out]
END OF EPISODE
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