The Legendary Housewives of Hidden Hills Season Two stars Eliza Dé’Isnée, Sade Grayson, Megan Kennedy, Janay Price, Adrianna Dakota Ray-Wilder, and Paris Wildwood, while Jean Burruss and Sandra Hudson serve as 'friends of the housewives.' Original cast members, Shamari Devine and Dee Bell make guest appearances throughout the season.
TAGLINES
Paris - "This Queen is often imitated, but never intimidated."
Sade - “Adversity may cause some to break, but it made me break records."
Janay - "Test my knowledge, not my patience."
Megan - "My loyalty is to people who never made me question theirs."
Eliza - "The Dame is in town, and SHE is sticking around."
Adrianna - "I may be the most hated, but at least I’m not the clown."
Megan Kennedy Solo
[The camera pans to Megan’s new house]
Megan Kennedy Confessional: Since getting engaged me and Tyler have gotten a new house while we were dating we both had our own separate households.
[The Camera pans to Megan putting clothes in her closet while Tyler watches]
Tyler: So we need to start planning for this wedding have you been thinking of anything in mind?
Megan: I was thinking of a local wedding maybe outside at a beach real chill.
Tyler: Oh ok but you know my father wants an island wedding and my mother…
Megan: Lemme guess she doesn’t want the wedding?
Megan Kennedy Confessional: When Tyler proposed at dinner, his mother was very excited then after a few weeks she started shading me and I don’t exactly know why maybe she feels I’ll replace her in her son's life but I'm not into anything like that she can be the number 1 women in his life.
Tyler: I just think she wants us to hold off.
Megan: I just think she doesn’t like me and ducks all of my calls and trashes me on fake pages on Instagram.
Tyler: She isn’t ignoring you she’s--
Megan: Call her right now and watch her answer and then I’ll call and she won’t pick up she’s not a fan of me and it’s your reason to figure out.
Tyler Confessional: — Producer: Do you know why your mother doesn’t like Megan? Umm… [chuckles] I don’t think it’s enough time for me to explain.
[Megan gives Tyler the death stare]
Sade Grayson Solo
[Camera shows Corey and Sade’s feet in the dressing room at season one reunion]
Corey: [crying] Nah man, not my damn mama!
Sade: Take this mic off me, I gotta go. And stop f**king filming me! [pushes camera]
[Scene fades to black, then the sounds of sirens come on. The camera freezes to the image of Corey bawled up and crying as cardiac event monitors beep repeatedly in the background]
Sade Grayson Confessional: A nightmare. A f**king nightmare. We were getting prepared to go out to dinner when Corey got the most gut-wrenching call. His mom suffered a stroke and a brain aneurysm. That was the first time in my marriage, that I felt helpless. I have this grown man, weeping. What do you say? I couldn’t encourage him and tell him everything would be okay, because truthfully — I didn’t know what we were up against.
[Camera pans around lounge area]
Sade: [typing] The stock market is so trash.
Corey: I told you not to look at that, it’s damn near depressing.
Sade: That seems to be the running theme of my life.
Corey: You are so damn dramatic. Do you know how many people would kill to have a house like this as an alternative?!
Sade: [rolls eyes]
Sade Grayson Confessional: That’s right. We’re currently staying in this God-forsaken home so that we can transport my mother-in-law to and from physical therapy with ease. All her doctors are located in this area, and instead of renting my lovely husband made the rash decision to PURCHASE another mansion. Who does that?
[Camera pans over Sade’s new house]
Sade: I just feel trapped. Especially since we’re working from home. And it doesn’t feel like a home, at all!
Corey: Oh come on! That was smart. Having everyone from the label come here instead of us commuting back and forth to the office?? And start putting your interior skills to work since you think it’s cold in here.
Sade: Waste of money.
Corey: [walks up to Sade and grabs her hand] Feel that.
Sade: Feel what?
Corey: [points to pocket]
Sade: [places a hand in pocket] What? What’s there?
Corey: MONEY! I got plenty. I’ll be back, I’m taking Mommy for a walk.
[Sade throws a pillow at Corey’s head]
Adrianna Dakota Ray-Wilder Solo
[Cameras show Adriana walking down the hall to the interview room]
Adrianna: Hello, Braeden! [sits in her chair as she greets everyone and gets a final touch-up as cameras start to roll]
Braeden: in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
[Braeden’s talk show begins]
Braeden: Hello Adrianna. Welcome back to your second season. Thank you Braeden for having me back again.
Braeden: Let’s not waste any time! Why didn’t you want until we started filming to have your wedding and show the build-up to it?
Adrianna: Since I have been on this. Every relationship I have been in has been questioned, by each and every one of these ladies even the ones I call my friends. I didn’t want to have my wedding on camera because that mean I would have to invite the ladies. Even the Press Ass Three, who have dragged every relationship I’ve been in. I have finally found someone who I’m in love with and I want to spend the rest of my life with!
Deontay: Hello world, I’m the Professional Boxer Deontay Wilder. I’m the husband of the beautiful Adrianna Dakota Ray-Wilder.
Adrianna: Damn, I love the introduction baby [kisses him]
Adrianna: Tonight is my marriage announcement night. Where I tell everyone well y’all know I already told my dad.
Braeden: How did that go?
Adrianna: He actually likes Deontay. I was surprised too child.
TWO WEEKS LATER!!!
[In the kitchen, putting up pots and pans]
Adrianna: All of this stuff.
Deontay: Wifey! What are you doing?
Adrianna: Unpacking. I got a lot to do until our second wedding!! [run in his arms and kiss him]
Deontay: [holds her up] I’m so happy. You know me I never really care what people say about me. And once you learn that you going to be the better babe
Adrianna: Aww I needed to hear that
Deontay: [puts her down] This event going to be so beautiful
Adrianna: Yes, me too babe. I want to make sure everything is perfect and special for our big night.
Deontay: Everything going to be just right.
[Scene ends]
The Big Three Meetup
[Camera pans around the studio as Paris is laying down background vocals for the song titled “Wild Things”]
Paris Wildwood Confessional: I’m really nervous about my girls Megan and Sandra hearing this new music I’m working on, but I’m especially nervous to let my friend Sade aka my BOSS hear it. The song is a re-interpretation of my debut single that was supposed to release in 2005 but fell through after the label could no longer push me as an artist due to the demanding budgets of Beyonce, Rihanna, and P!nk at the time.
[Megan Kennedy walks into the studio]
Paris: Heyyy Megan! You look so good boo!
Megan: Thank you girl [hugs] I like that beat that was playing. Don’t get me to sing now. [chuckles]
Paris: Yass honey you better lay these vocals down. [As Megan laughs] Sade should be coming soon she’s in a meeting with the label I believe. I also invited Sandra, she wanted to pop in and say hello.
[Sandra Hudson Walks Out Rolls Royce And Enters The Studio With Her Birkin Wearing]
Paris: Hello hot mama! How are you?
Paris Wildwood Confessional: I love you Sandra, but you hoped out of your Rolls Royce with a Bebe bag, to march in with an off-brand fashion nova outfit? Girl!
Megan: [waves at Sandra] Hello there!
Sandra: Hello Ladies How are you mama [hugs her and sits down] I brought us some treats [she giggles she takes out some weed gummy’s as well as edibles and brownies]
Paris: Oh wow girl well maybe they’ll enjoy them I don’t smoke.
Megan: I don’t do any form of weed anymore
Paris: [Pulls out the bottle of white wine] I’ll just have a little bit of wine today. Weed hasn’t been my thing since high school.
Sandra: I know these studio girls like to smoke or get high and one of the clients owns a dispensary so I just brought them over ~giggles as she pops a gummy in her mouth~
Sade: [Walks in] Hey there!
Paris: Hello hello miss Sade you look amazing as usual.
Sade: Hi my love. How’s this session going?
Megan: Yass Sade I love all that hair.
Paris: It’s going great. We just wrapped up the vocals on the lead single.
Sandra: [Hugs Sade] you look amazing honey
Sade: Thank you!
Sade Grayson Confessional: I’ll let Sandy hug me today.
Sade: Which one did you decide on? -sits down-
Paris: I think Wild Things is going to be the perfect debut single. It’s got a smooth beat and great vocals, and I’ll go over well on the radio.
Sade: Well let’s hear it girl. I’m excited!
Paris: Okay let me turn it on for y’all [Plays Wild Things]
Megan: [bops head] I love the start of the song
Sade: DO DO DO DO!
Megan: Oh yes that backtrack is so fire!
Sandra: Yesssss I live for it!
Paris: Thanks boo! I’m glad y’all liked it I’ve been working very hard on this girl. It took me 17 years but I’ve finally gotten it.
Megan: And it doesn’t seem like you’re leaving the game anytime soon. I can’t wait till it’s out.
Sade: It sounds amazing, it’s just missing something. I might have someone who can drop a verse. I’ll text Cardi and see what she thinks.
Paris: Yasss I love that idea!!! I wonder if Eliza can star in the music video. She needs a check.
Flashes to The Shade Room Article
Sade: Eliza is my girl, I wish y’all could stop chile.
Paris: Girl I was about to choke that coke-headed bitch out! I don’t know who she thinks she is. She’s been spreading lies about me in the press for years. She’s mad I stayed relevant all these years later and she didn’t.
Megan: How old is she? She appears to be older by a lot.
Paris: Girl I’ll never be cool with that animal. She’s in her 40s I believe. At least she looks like it.
Sandra: Eliza once used one of the lawyers under my legal team she still owes us some money from that drunk driving case.
Paris: Not surprising
Sade: Sardine miss gworl, what firm do you own?
Sandra: I have so many jobs, I don’t really pay much attention to my legal firm. Lately, I’ve been busy with my acting career. However, after going through some paperwork, I saw Eliza owes my firm almost 50,000 dollars!
Sade Grayson Confessional: That’s Paris friend. I don't know that ho. She won’t be discussing Eliza on my watch or in my studio. FONKY bitch!
Sade: Acting? What gigs have you booked?
Sandra: Well I can’t say much but I booked a role for the sequel of 'Get Out,' I haven’t acted much since my 20s, so it’s scary for me, but I’m excited to dip my toes back in the waters.
Sade Grayson Confessional: Hmm, the only acting she’s done is right here. ACTING like she has a career. I never heard of this heffa.
Megan: And How old are you?
[Paris and Megan look, as Sade smiles]
Sandra: I’m 32 to be exact.
Paris Wildwood Confessional: Some things don’t make sense with Sandra’s story, but I’m not going to question her about it. Sade has that down-packed honey.[Laughs and sips drink]
Paris: Sandra can I ask you, if you had such a successful acting career why drop that to be a lawyer?
Sade: Yes, I love to know.
Sandra: Because I went to school for law even though acting has always been my passion it wasn’t paying my bills and I needed to do my secondary love. [her phone rings] Oh my gosh are you serious [taps Paris and tells her to turn on the TV]
Paris: [Turns the TV to Channel 10]
[The News station pans to Dee Bell’s house being raided and emptied by the IRS for tax fraud as Janay Price stands outside in her tweety bird slippers and bonnet]
Megan: Chile I wonder who tipped them off [Megan looks at Sandra]
[They all laugh]
Adrianna & Shamari Meet-Up
[Adrianna sits and walks into the restaurant]
Adrianna: Shamari!!!
Shamari: Hey hun! Girl, how are you it's been some time honey.
Adrianna: Yes, it has been good you know I got married. No, it wasn't to Diddy.
Shamari: Damn no a wedding in secret OK Kenya Moore...
Adrianna: Yes! I just didn’t want to have to invite all the girls Shamari: No I understand honey very much fuck them bitches. They are all FONKY and fake.
Adrianna: Yes they are. But how have you been have you talked to anyone in the group?
Shamari: Not since the last time we saw each other. I have been focusing on me and my man. The only girl I really like right now is Jean, as she is the only one who didn’t come for me.
Adrianna: I feel you, I don’t even understand why Megan had so much to say at that time. Shamari: Because she had to piggyback off of Sade and Paris so her mouth could stay open. I am for real DONE with all of them.
Adrianna: She is literally the weakest bitch in their little circle. But girl I have tea on Megan.
Shamari: Girl what?
[Adrianna pulls out her phone and shows the article]
Shamari: Girl! Let me see this. She is such a thot box. Diddy knows how to downgrade.
Adrianna: [Sips champagne] Hmmm.
Shamari: What man wanna go from a Lambo to a Toyota?!
Adrianna: Megan is a low-price bitch honestly
. Shamari: For real for real. Her Dee, Megan, Paris, and Sade Some [shows sandals] FLIP FLOPS.
Adrianna Dakota Wilder Confessional: Megan, I got your number sis. If you wanted Diddy just say that honey. You could have said it to my face. I see you want to be me
Adrianna's Engagement Event
[Camera pans into Adrianna's event]
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: Tonight is a new chapter of my life. I am so excited to celebrate my marriage to Deontay Wilder. Hopefully, this will inspire some of these miserable girls. -cough- Megan.
[Sade, Paris, and Megan walks in]
Sade: This is cute!
Paris: Very becoming.
Megan: I've seen better.
Paris: I've heard some new faces will be present tonight.
Megan: [frowns] Oh lord, what Adrianna got up her sleeve.
Megan Kennedy Confessional: I really not looking forward to being around Adrianna and her fake marriage.
Sade: Where the hell is that funky bitch, Adrianna?
Megan: Probably having sex.
[Sade and Paris giggle]
[Janay Price walks in]
Janay: Hello ladies.
Megan: Hello love.
Paris: Hello, beautiful, nice to meet you.
Adrianna: I'm Janay and I'm a friend of Adrianna, she wanted me to sit over here.
Sade: You seem very familiar.
Janay: I'm close to someone y'all know.
[The Big Three eyes widen]
Sade: Hmmm... interesting.
[Janay walks away]
Sade: What the hell?
Sade Grayson Confessional: Why the hell did she walk away?
Janay Price Confessional: I'm just meeting this group, Dee warned me about the shade.
[Adrianna and Deontay FINALLY ARRIVES]
Megan: Finally!
Adrianna: I would like to thank everyone who came here tonight to support my marriage to Deontay Wilder. He's a great man and he loves me for who I am. I love you, baby. [Adrianna kisses him]
[The crowds say "Ahhh"]
[Adrianna walks over to the group table]
Janay: You look so beautiful.
Adrianna: Thank you, love, and so do you.
Megan: Adrianna, I have to ask... Is Janay Dee's cousin?
Janay: Yes... Dee is my cousin.
Paris: Girl.
Janay: Dee did warn me of you ladies.
Paris: So Dee called you here to play as her understudy or...?
Janay: I don't understudy. I'm making moves to better myself.
Sade: Are you Dee's 'blood' cousin? [raises brow].
[Janay walks away]
Sade: What the hell?
Sade Grayson Confessional: Why the hell did she walk away?
Janay Price Confessional: I don't know what's the sudden interest since I said I'm Dee's cousin. They weren't even that interested until that Plastic Barbie said something.
[Eliza De'Isnee walks in]
Adrianna: Hello Eliza!
Sade: Eliza! Hey gorgeous.
Eliza: Hey Sade. Adrianna, sorry I'm late, but I had to pick up this bottle of champagne.
Adrianna: Thank you so much. Deontay will love this.
Megan: Hi Eliza, I'm Megan nice to meet you.
Eliza: Nice to meet you too.
Megan: This is Paris.
Eliza: [Holds hands out] Nice to meet you!
Paris: Hi [ignores Eliza]. Should you even be holding a champagne bottle? I know you're a recovering addict.
Eliza: Oh Paris... Looking different as usual, that dye job is ridiculous.
Paris: Your face is fresh out of the chair. You're on your fourth-nose job.
Eliza: You wish your face look like this.
Megan: Oh my god.
Megan Kennedy Confessional: Paris just ate Eliza up... Chileeee [laughs]
[Jean walks in]
Jean: Hey ladies!
Megan: Hello ma'am.
Sade: [Recognizes voice] Jean is that you?
Jean: Yes it's me!
Sade: Did you bleach your skin?
Jean: [ANGRY] I NEVER BLEACHED MY SKIN!
Sade: Oh okay, just asking.
Megan: [to Sade] Bitch, has she lost her mind?
Sade: I'm not saying anything.
Adrianna: Hey Jean, how you are?
Jean: I'm doing well and Janay it's nice to see you again. I hope Dee is doing good.
Janay: She's doing good, she's ready to get home.
Adrianna: I'm sending my prayers to you and your family.
Sade: Adrianna, can I make a speech?
Adrianna: Sure.
Sade: [grabs the mic and taps it] I would like to say congrats to the new couple. I pray that you both have a long life together. As for you new low-class ladies, Speak when spoken to. Never walk away when being spoken to. Have some class. Be on time. And ease up on the drinks. Have a good night! [hands MIC to DJ]
Megan: [Looks around for the low-class ladies]
[Everyone, but Janay, cheers to Sade]
Janay: [to Adrianna] Is that bitch always on ten? She needs to bring it down to a two.
Jean: She's always like that Janay, you just gotta ignore her.
Janay: I don't trust her, she probably was the one who call the FBI on Dee.
Jean: She did what? [walks over to Sade] Sade? Did you call the FBI on Dee?
Sade: Jean, I'm not sure if the bleach got to your brain, but I Never called the FBI.
Jean: Should I believe you? You hated Dee because she cut your face by accident. That wasn't her fault.
Sade: Look, Jean, Dee made a lot of enemies, and trust me when I say I wasn't number one.
Adrianna Wilder Confessional: Lord, Not Janay carrying her cousin's beef.
Janay: Okay Sade. I'm not Dee, and you should get to know me as Janay and not 'Dee's cousin' [sips drink]
Jean: Right Janay! And Sade, please stop saying I bleached my skin.
Sade: [looks dumbfounded] Girl, are you really denying that?
Jean: Sade, shut your fat ass up!
Megan: Fat?
Megan Kennedy Confessional: Lord, there is so much drama tonight. For once, it's not Adrianna.
Sade: Jean you must have lost your sense and all of your melanin simultaneously.
Jean: I don't need to deal with this! [walks away]
Sade: Not her walking away.
Janay: Jean don't walk away. [walks to Jean]
Jean: It's okay Janay, I'm not going to give her any of that energy.
Jean Burrus Confessional: I expected more of Sade, but her true colors had shown tonight.
Janay: Why don’t you come back in?
Jean: I rather not, I’m going home to my kids, something her fat ass doesn't know anything about.
Janay: [snickers] See you later, honey! [hugs and kisses]
[Janay walks back in and sits next to Adrianna]
Adrianna: Chileeee… Eliza and Paris going at it. [sips tea].
Eliza: …Your ears must’ve been burning new money.
Paris: Girl! I’ve had money longer than you’ve had a good relationship with men and alcohol, and that says a lot.
Eliza: At least when I offer something to a man, he takes it!
Paris: What do you offer besides pissy bed sheets and a whole lot of rehab costs?
Megan: Not rehab.
Paris: I mean every time you’re in the blogs, It’s because some man walked out on you or you racked up yet another DUI.
Eliza: I certainly don’t offer gay conversion therapy.
Paris: You could offer a little more control when it comes to substances though. Pills kill!
Adrianna: [whispers to Janay] This is so low class.
Paris: You’re like one more margarita away from liver failure. No wonder that skin is so blotchy now. Or is that a side effect of bleaching?
Eliza: You would know, that explains your tiger-striped hair color this year. Find a stylist that knows what they’re doing.
Paris: It’s very orange. Triggering to a broke bitch like you.
Eliza: Matter of fact… put your hair in your husband’s hands. Gay men know how to style honey.
[Paris pulls a printed article out of her outfit]
[Everyone looks at it]
Paris: This is where drunk bitches end up! Wrapped around a pole and stuck in a rehab clinic.
Eliza: Did you really spend money to get printed articles?
Paris: Honey everyone owns a printer. It’s free.
Megan: Oh my god! I wonder if Sandra was behind this case.
Eliza: You would know about a pole. Is that where Charles picked you up?
Paris: You know about a pole too girl since it knocked you upside your head and damaged that car. They were gonna repo it anyway. Thank God your insurance got rid of it before the IRS could.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
Adrianna: [whispers] This is beautiful to me.
TO BE CONTINUED
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